Earlier today a survey came out. A survey that was most interesting and illuminating with its findings. I enjoyed it. Enjoyed it a lot.

What I didn't enjoy is blatant corruption and begging for money.

I therefore took it upon myself to call into question the power of the survey, and murder AlliedProWacker.

It was no longer a question of money, but instead of morality. I asked myself, "Should this man be able to manipulate results like some shoddy second rate journalist?'. I decided he should not. I then questioned 'Should I murder him in one single shot from the rank of Goomba?' I said yes, and I did it.

Am I a hero? That is the next question.

My father always told me that when people get shot, they die. Today he was proven correct, the lovable fool, God rest his soul.

My father also taught me that one should never waste a good crisis.

Idles, I demand financial reparations.

This is a Question of Money.

Ravager blows his whistle so loud the whole playground hears it.

"Alright kids, stop fighting" he shouts! "If you can't play nice, we will take all the toys away and put you in corners!"

Actually... I take it back... Please continue. I'd rather watch 2 kids throw sand at each other then watch BFN attempt to spin the block again.

Ravager goes to make some popcorn and kill the lights...

Am I surprised AlliedProWacker is dead? No. Some said it was a long time coming. Did he deserve it? No. He did his best. He was an ally, and a pro wacker, and a friend, but also a journalist, which makes his death somewhat easier to stomach. RIP. As for Idles, his public boasting earned both my attention and respect, and I am sad to see him go too. RIP.