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Who is to blame for Skorp's murder spree? Started by: TomOfGimpland on Aug 31, '24 13:48

As the old saying goes,

As jovial as I am and like good humor and have acknowledged such

No not that one, this one

Purge early, purge often

Skorp was a man of questionable morals, of weak muscles, of an intellect do dull he'd struggle to cut through warm butter. He was also a murderer. He killed the beloved RonnieVanZant, a man who refused to purge even to his own detriment. Skorp then hid in the safe beautiful porky bosom of Mr Chop. 

Not satisfied with one Detroit Crewleader murder he then killed KayFabe, and like an oiled up steroid guzzling freak in pants and boots broke kayfabe and exposed the business 

Skorp was a man who feared the purge, and also showed why the purge was required. If men such as Furio and Sniffler and KennyRusso had purged Skorp when they had the chance we wouldn't be sat here mourning the death of the great RonnieVanZant and that other dude I'd never heard of.

It's a tale of sadness and woe.

If my hero TomOfFinland was here he'd tell me two things 

"HIT THE GYM YOU GIMP" and "We should have purged Skorp". That is the lesson here. We can blame the Crewleaders of this world, we can blame the weather or Systematic immolation of Thought or we can all take a long hard look at ourselves and acknowledge we we are all to blame.

I only hope we can all learn from this experience.

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Kenshina stood their and listened to TomOfGimpland's short speech about the murders. He didn't know full histories and past lives like most of the others but he knew something was off when the murders first occurred. He would listen to the speeches about how to not purge Skorp but to see Skorp do the opposite was a surprise.

Maybe it shouldn't be a surprise, maybe he just doesn't understand this world like he thought. 

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It's hard to look past RonnieVantZant himself. Drawing a line against purging was a noble cause but Skorp proved not to be the hill worth dying on. In fact, that hill ended up transforming into a sort of gaping maw, hungry, sentient sandpit-lined-with-teeth kind of ordeal. You haven't been able to turn a corner for a week without running into him going out of his way to inform anyone he could that he was destined to be purged. It seemed a bit unbelievable to me that anyone would really care. Why Skorp? He's just some dope. But what's been helpful about this situation, in Skorp murdering the only CLs in the country who explicitly promised not to purge him, is that you start to see why some people could have determined this bloodline was probably better off just being killed as much and as often as possible. It looks like a good call. Sometimes you might just have to acknowledge that authority figures may know best. 

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I'd like to know if we have finally come to any conclusions regarding this whole drama. 

Who did shoot RonnieVanZant? Was it Skorp? Did Skorp shoot KayFabe? And why? 

Who shot Pacino more importantly? 

Is TomOfFinland the king of the duels? 

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