I am not one for long impactful or even coherent speeches so right down to the point of this. Also there will be little to no punctuation spelling errors no use of AI and sentences will run on we are all adults pause where it feels correct I dunno.

*This entire idea and ensuing event is all meant in fun people*

After some pointless discussion in chat the other day or nite depending on your time zone I came to realize there was an empty hole in this game. An award for those players of this game. Therefore, I am going to fill that hole and give out awards to people across this game. First I know what you are thinking, what are the prizes? Glad you asked and let me be as transparent as I can be. Nothing. There are no prizes because well I do not play this game other than to say shit in chat. Quite frankly I am a terrible person to have even done this as I will probably forget about this post.

My name is Yes_Please_Daddy and this was not done in character because I am positive I would be shot, buried, dug back up, shot again, dismembered, each of those pieces then shot and burned before being buried in a hole that was then filled with cement and dug up before being thrown into a body of water which was then drained of all water so a hole could be dug and buried again before refilling with water For Typing An Entire Post Like This While Staying In Character As A Person Named Yes_Please_Daddy. Everyone Is Aware It Would Have Gone Off The Rails So Quickly I Would Have RPed An Awards Event As A Person Using The Name Yes Please Daddy. You Know An Event Not Marred By Any Sorts Of Issues Relating To A Phrase Such As Yes Please Daddy. However If The People Desire It I Can Of Course Turn This Into An RP Thread. Anyways enough about my credentials.

I will be awarding The Anonymous National Award Lauding Selection or ANALS as they will be referred to as. Over the course of the next (I do not know some days until I become bored or forget) minutes days or weeks I will take suggestions on categories.

After the 10ish? categories have been finalized or I get bored and move on or people do not participate because they do not want to assist there will be suggestions taken on people to place in categories before a final voting period. This is mainly because I do not know more than 5 people but whatever Cash Me Outside! to borrow a phrase from an "OF model/Rapper"

After the voting period which will be anonymous I will hand out the awards to much fanfare to the winners. It will be the greatest spectacle 0 preparation 0 financial backing and 0 award rewards can buy for an award named The ANALS. Who would not like to receive their ANALS from a person using the name Yes Please Daddy? One difference between a traditional award show and this will be:

If you have been selected in any category you are welcome to discuss why someone else should win or lose but not why you should win or lose. I dunno seems like it could bring some fun and posting so that is why. Do not like it? Oh well I use the name Yes Please Daddy And Type Like A Jackass TeeHee