So earlier this evening I was driving and needed to talk to BigBlackMan but could not find his number in my phone, so I sent a text to another member to ask them to have him call me, text read;

 

Can you MM BigBlackMan and tell him to give me a call need him real quick please, thx

Nothing seems wrong with this except the fact I sent the damn text to my GF... Her response;

Why the hell do you need a Big Black Guy?  What the fuck is going on, do you need to tell me something???

I was driving when said conversation happened and nearly drove into another lane I was laughing so hard. Guess it goes to show I really need to make sure whom I am sending my texts too and possibly be a bit more manly if she was so quickly willing to think I was possibly gay??

I have almost the same experience with my gf...i solved the problem by bringing her to play MR too..hehehe

Crow nailed it, just get her to join!

no way, <3 her to death but man she is clingy as hell. This is my escape.

It's comments like that one that make me wish we had a Like button :P

That is hilarous man.

I thought you meant your GodFather... true sign I need to get some more fresh air

That is priceless.

It's a good thing I don't text or I'd probably do something like that a lot...

lmfao funny story

epic


Hahaha.

I thought you meant your GodFather... true sign I need to get some more fresh air
Reply by: -Jax at Jan 10, '12 20:40

So did I.. I was confused, obviously as his CL and there being no GF in Vegas. Makes sense now though.

Clearly your gay and that was your way of breaking it to her gently, though. Its alright, MR community doesn't mind. BigBlackMan might mind you've outed him, though.

Yeah, I seem to keep getting myself in trouble!! Earlier I was talking to a fellow Mafioso about how I find geeky women atractive. To prove my point I did a quick google image search for  "Hot Asian Geek", if you look at my profile you will see what I found.... HAWT..

Anyways the GF comes over and while using my laptop she noticed my search, seems I never closed teh window... so NOW she gets all pissy about my infatuation with asian women. So being the witty smartass that I am I tell her ,"Babe, you should be happy it's not a search for Big Black Men!" Oddly enough... that shit didn't fly, she stormed out.  I seriously can not win!!

Hahahahaha I'm going to be giggling about this all day...

And it sounds like she needs to get a sense of humor before you find a big black guy or an asian chick who does!! :-P

seems not only are you gay, but you have horrible taste in women. guess it is a good thing you're homosexual

Dutch mate ive been crying for ages now :P

So is she goin to play MR or not <giggle>

No way, I have enough of her through out my regular days events, no need to include her in my "escape". The only possibility of me having her join is so I can actually shoot her in the face whenever we argue, that being said she would be dying ALOT!

Legend.

Although you could leave whispers like "Run me a bath" or "Put the big black strap-on for tonight"

Jax.. it worries me those two phrases seem to just roll off the tongue for you mate...

Fucking lol