I'll happily fund part of this 

I have sent money to Ronnie to help fund it

What about The Weekly Gazette, can we fund its return too?

Perhaps what we need is a community newspaper fund that every crew leader pays a premium to, which can then be used to fund newspapers with factually verifiable information and approved stories.

This should prevent the more unsavoury publications like systematic immolation of news from popping up again and let real journalism flourish.

I know of no man more suited to manage this fund than Ronnie.

Not to be a debbie downer here but don't events like have to happen, for there to be news to write about?

Never seen the streets so quiet. 

Oreo, are you mad bro'?  Don't you remember Skorp and RonnieVanZant?

I heard MatteoDenaro wears a dog collar for bed and dunks dog biscuits in his tea. Front page news that should be

Or you could find a new name and create a new paper rather than riding the coattails of those long gone. 

I mean, who wants to hear about the nothing that happens every fucking day? We all do. Yep, totally. Let's get on this folks!

The thing is, Tommy, you weren't the first to use the name. Multiple editors before you had used it for years. Most of them also won special, made-up awards and were funded by members of the community.

You weren't the first to use the name. 

You have been gone for quite some time, Tommy. It's good to see you have an interest in reviving the paper. I guess certain entertainment is well and good but I have read some of your family's work before you and it seemed to lean more toward tabloid fiction. Will you write about real, factual events when you run the paper now?

I, for one, would not mind some important national or world news.

Striphe cracked his knuckles and pulled out the old type writer from the closet. He had heard one of his member was trying to get the newspaper rolling again and he knew he would be in to help

You can count me in if you need a article friend, I will try to joggle this old memory and get to work for you. 

Excellent news - I've needed something to read with my morning coffee. Current events, profiles, gossip columns. 

Have you considered having a writing competition?