Now, some of you might not have a clue who this guy is.. but I thought i'd share anyway;


The Chronicles of Mario....


• Survived a usually fatal disease at birth
• £10,000 in parking fines.
• Car has been impounded 27 times.
• £300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
• Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside the casino.
• Threw tomatoes at a Serie A manager.
• Threw Water Balloons at a Serie A disciplinary hearing.
• Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the "no touching"
rule at a strip club.
• The "bib" saga.
• Had a £120,000 Audi imported, wrote it off within a week.
• Had his friend approach girls in a nightclub and say "Balotelli will see you now"
• Sent to the shops by his mother to buy essentials for the house, came back with a giant trampoline and a Vespa and a Scalectrix.
• Has started fights at training with Kompany, Boateng, Tevez and Richards.
• Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore while playing for Inter Milan.
• Went on TV wearing an AC Milan shirt with his name on the back while playing for Inter.
• Whilst playing for Italy under 21's, he is fouled, he sits on the pitch for 3-4 minutes ignoring the opposition, his team mates and the referee.
• He is then offended when he gets sent off and protests about it.
• Winks at Ferdinand after FA cup semi final and celebrates in front of the United fans.
• After the cup final on live TV, he says " I have been sh*t this season, am I allowed say sh*t on TV?
• Was stopped by police going around his hometown of Hulme with £ 25,000 cash in the passenger seat. When asked why he replied " because I'm rich"
• Had to be physically hauled away by Zanetti for refusing to let Samuel Eto'o take a penalty that he had earned.
• Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live show.
• Slept with an Italian model while his girlfriend was downstairs.
• Drove his car into a women's prison because he wanted to "look around"
• Has connections with the Italian mafia, he has testified in court at a Mafia trial.
• Brought his Ipad on to the bench for Italy's international against the Faroe Islands because he wanted to play games on it.
• Was seen in a Manchester shopping centre "hi-fiving" city fans the day after City had beaten United 6-1.
• Became the face of a firework safety campaign a few days after setting his house on fire from letting off fireworks indoors.
• Hands £50 notes to strangers when out shopping in Manchester.
• Chanted "Rooney, Rooney" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne Rooney.
• Italy had just brought out a brand new home kit, at the start of the second half for their first match wearing the new kit, Balotelli came out in the old kit, claiming he didn't like the new one. Nobody else had changed.
• Turned the landscaped back garden of his house into a Quad bike track


All true......?

Epic fail, I spelt his name wrong in the title haha. Woops.

Mario Balotelli is possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to English football, he's like a walking advertisement. The guy is literally off the fucking rails.

You've missed out the time he meet a kid at city's training ground who clearly should have been in school. When he asked him why he wasn't in school the kid said he didn't wanna go cause he was being bullied. Hearing this he left the training ground with the child and his mum, drove to the kids school and had a "sit down" with the principal and the bully about this behavior and how it wasn't acceptable.

They guy, while crazy as hell and unpredictable as last nights curry is a total legend both on and off the pitch.

I'm a massive United fan, and I love the guy. He does exactly what I'd be doing as a 19-20 year old lad on £100k+ a week, but he also seems to be a genuinely decent feller, despite the fact he's batshit crazy and an absolute liability.

Some other things to add:

- Booked a group of homeless folks, apparently 25 of them, into the Hilton hotel on New Years Eve
- When filling up his car at a petrol station, he offered to pay for everyone else there at the time too.
- Put £200 into the collection plate at a church service, and later apologised that he had not given more.
- After this, he went to a nearby pub in Chorlton and spent £1000 on a round for the patrons
- Went on a 'surprise visit' to a college in Manchester. Strolled around for half an hour, asked students if he could use the toilet, checked out the staff room then left.
- Was seen outside a curry house 'swordfighting with rolling pins' at 12:30am despite having a game the next day
- When the incident of setting a floor of his Cheshire mansion with indoor fireworks occurred, it is allegedly he was physically restrained by Police officers as he tried to re-enter the blaze to save his 'suitcases full of cash'

no clue who this guy is, but that stuff is pretty funny

You have mussed the best story;

• When stopped by the police, he was asked why he had a bag with £5,000 on him. His reply? "Because I'm Rich"

He is such a boss!

For a second I thought wow thats one bad ass Chef....but then I realized it said Balotelli...lol Thought it was Mario Batali.

He even paid for several homeless guys to stay in the Manchester Hilton at new years

is a cunt

the black charlie sheen lol

The latest on Balotelli watch:

He visited Manchester Library to pay off everybody's overdue fines. So many people logged into their library accounts to check that the library's server couldn't handle the amount of traffic and the entire site crashed.

Latest on Balotelli watch:

Stamps on Scott Parker's face and passes it off as an accident. Nice one.

He`s a good footballer,to bad he has like tons of impressions heh...

personal fave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYps2vozIqI

oh and when he had to be subbed because he decided he was allergic to grass...classic

also after winning young player of the year said he had never heard of second placed Jack Wilshere

said he was going to find out who he was so he could tell him he'd beat him haha

he is so special a character and if his attitude matched his ability al the time he could achieve so much more  but i would love to see more like it in the game

Epic Fail with the title lol but I lik this guy

Ohhhhhhhhhh Balotelli. Hes our striker. Hes good at darts. An allergy to grass. but when he plays hes fucking class. Drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash. Ooooooooh Balotelli.


Absolute Legend!! Without him the most entertaining player in the league would be Barton with his twitter ramblings :/

About time the English game had a real character again!!