I have never said anything bad, abusive or derogatory on IRC, so can not provide any quotes.

oh thanks for the luls izzy

I do.

Too many to count.

Would rather not list them, lol

But, rest assured, you are not alone!

Maybe tomorrow, I'm going to a gay bar shortly

Ohh man! I can't begin to count the times the filter between brain and fingers did not work.

Those that spend enough time around me can attest that something stupid is bound to come out of my mouth at least once a week.

I do.

Too many to count.

I would imagine many of us share that very same problem, Spookz. I've made the odd error once or twice. Can't think of them right now though, thankfully.

I was having a facebook conversation with my girl about MR. I hit the enter button far too soon.

Her:

Looks like TylerDurden is going to bite the dust soon

http://mafiareturns.com/news/uprofile.php?id=296781

Me:

Yep

Her:

LOL listen to the song on the bottom

Me:

Gonna wipe someone's ass?

Her:

whip

LOL

About half an hour ago I went for the conversation opener 'hi gay'. Backfired rather spectacularly when I actually said 'i gay'.

Its Ok Sprozz, we accept everyone in these parts. No need to pretend it was a mistake!

The funniest is when other people ... accidentially hit enter in the wrong window.... when they're having private conversations. Never happened to me luckily... 

i remember a few accounts a go i blurted out who id just shot in the main room as opposed to a the family hit squad room *facepalm*

Just recently I was using mibbit and typed in the wrong password on the log in screen. I quickly went to identify myself and forgot to put / before typing in the command, exposing my password for all to see in dl.

Easy fix but embarrassing fail never the less.

Only mistake I can remember is writing "I'm going to take a screenshit" instead of "I'm going to take a screenshot"

I dunno which one is my best, check my IRC ban records for some good lines.

Or check Columbia for some good lines.