Why Adopt an (baby muppet) Animal?

• Save imperiled baby muppets! Help us:
  • fight to pass national legislation to ban the barbaric shooting of baby muppets from planes
  • work to save future insane drummers from trophy hunters and climate change
  • protect muppets  from oil spills and deadly fishing practices that clog up their stuffings!
  • and much more!
• Perfect gift for holidays, birthdays, or any special occasion…for a friend or yourself
• Educate kids of all ages through colorful animal fact sheets and fun wildlife activities book

Adopt (invite) An (baby) Animal Today!

I will not be upset if you die. That is all.

I dont even have a response to this post

Sprozz - do you know you are very mean?

GoodFellas - if that is the case, then do not respond! oh wait.  you did.

Prom Night Dumster Baby*

This advert made me want to invest in oil and planes.

Can i like...rub you and say... "D'awwwwwwww"
that is all!

WOAHH! ?

You got me sold on "and much more."

Sal,

You remind me of this damn sicilian I used to know from Buddy's town...

Ain't that a coincidence! I saw ole Buddy this past New Years Eve. He's getting old. He might run for president!

oh and desmond, you are horrible, I bet you get your jollies from going to the scene of oil spills and making fun of the birds that got gummed up.

And while speaking of oil spills,

do you all know HOW HARD IT IS...to get crude oil out of polyester fur?!?!?!?

SAVE THE ANIMAL(S)!

Baby ones in particular!

So are you looking for a family or something? Maybe I just don't get this whole thing... 

Actually, I've hired a private jet for just that purpose. Those birds crack me up.

Mr 3rd Son,

(and may I ask what happened to the first two? did they need saving like me?)

Why is everything you write spoken in such a BOLD and LOUD tone?

It can scare even Animals!

I was interested until he said his fur was only made of polyester.

Arabella puts her hands back into her mink coat and walks away.

I adopted a baby Animal once, but then he all grew up and started shooting at me, now he takes money from me.

Don't be fooled, they aint all cute and cuddly for long plus they end up costing you more money than it's worth.

I don't remember having a baby.

scratches his head

If I adopt you, do I get a certificate and get to rename you? Also do I get you for lifeor is this like one of them adopt a monkey things where I get you for a year, pay for you it through monkey school, then after a year I have to pay to re-adopt you? Please, I require more details. Also how often do I get to visit you?

I have considered adopting you, but given the chances of being your parent already, I really would require a DNA test of some sort before giving any more thought to this.

Also FattyFats has some valid points, for once.