Do We Need Kuku Back and Prominent?

Can you hear that?  Nope, neither can I.  Things are quiet here on the Streets.  Lots of people around, the money is coming in.  People are getting on, keeping going, keeping on keeping on.

We're in a time of relative peace, and quite substantial prosperity.  Long may it continue.  

But are we lacking something?  Are things too quiet?  Is it a bit like being at a walking tour, but being at the back, out of earshot of the charismatic guide?  I fear that it may be.

Do We Need Kuku Giving Speeches?

Kuku's lineage has given at least 24 speeches in recorded history.  A few writing competitions.  When he speaks, others also speak.  The speaking inspires a social contagion of speaking, but a good one.  All of a sudden it's like being on a walking tour, but everyone is excited, and talking to each other about interesting topics!  It's a form of Nirvana, a paradise.  Not unlike being at an Indian restaurant and the waiter accidentally bringing to your table Peshwari naan bread.  By a simple lack of overworked hospitality work concentration, all of a sudden you have a new favourite type of bread.

Do we need a few favourite type of bread?

SWOT ANALYSIS OF KUKU GIVING SPEECHES

STRENGTHS:  Invigorated streets, new friendships, intellectual mileage, potential revolution, joyful auditory delight.

WEAKNESSES:  Some find the pace of engagements difficult, incidents of upset, the sudden deluge of quality intimidates less charismatic speakers to leave

OPPORTUNITIES:  Limitless potential: a chance for peaceful revolution.  A new sense of optimism that will mean everyone will either become three times as wealthy, or feel they are anyway.

THREATS:  Skorp might kill him

What do YOU think?

Do YOU miss Kuku?  Are you glad he's gone?  Can the streets do better without him?

I'll give a few million to those who engage in good faith and in a way that makes these Streets happy.

I miss the Kuku of old. The clever Kuku. The kuku that was precise and was well thought in his speeches. the Kuku that would get under peoples skins but would do so without getting himself killed for words. 'Ya know the one we all would love to loath. The golden era of Kuku if you like. 

The most recent years of Kuku have relied on volume of utter rubbish rather then planned and strategic and well placed speech's.  People where quick to jump on this Kuku, without really knowing the full linage prowess that it brung to the streets.  I challenge anyones linage that was around during this era to disagree, love or hate it...that his linage didn't get people out here and chatting. Weather it be to call him a cunt or and idiot etc. People had a real reason to love to hate that era of kuku. 

So for me, if the linage has done full circle and is as good as the era that i enjoyed to loath,then im all for it. But i wont accept any other version of the linage as a self proclaimed leader of the streets. 

It takes all of a few seconds of scanning what's out here at the minute to recognize the Streets need Kuku absolutely desperately. It's so uninteresting it's as if every speech was given by Transistor.

Beef when you wipe your butt how much toilet paper do you use?

Do you think switching to an all plant based diet would help Ronnie avoid being 'Skorped'?

A world without Kuku is akin to living in a world devoid of salt. Sure, too much can be overwhelming if you’re not used to its effect, but a world without salt lacks taste, much like a world without Kuku leading our streets lacks style, panache and excitement. Who wants blandness when you can have an explosion of flavour with an appropriate sprinkling of the right stuff? Let me tell you - ironically, it’s the salty few who have challenged Kuku for his rightful crown, that’s who.

My kin have stomped these streets for many years now, and the rightful heir to the throne of these hallowed, cobbled streets will always be the Kuklinski line. This is a hill I am willing to die upon - metaphorically speaking. I’ve seen too many Johnny-come-latelys attempt to adopt the Kuku style, but either fall off after a brief spell of mildly entertaining imitation, or they falter entirely leaving dead air in their wake. It’s no longer acceptable. Why have margarine, when butter tastes so much better on your peshwari naan? Come to mention it, what sort of maniac even uses margarine on peshwari? The same sort of lunatic who doesn’t support Kuku as LOTS, probably.