KUKU-FLASH!  Skorp's Daughter Purged!

After 100% of respondents to yesterday's speech demanded a return of the Kuku style speeches, I am here with a Kuku style speech.

And, cor blimey, is this a good one!

Who here remembers Skorp?  He's famous for killing RonnieVanZant.  So hwat, I hear you say, so what he killed a guy.  Well, he went and killed RonnieVanZant after RonnieVanZant publicly declared that Skorp wouldn't be purged!

HOT DAMN!  RVZ did the right thing, and got a bullet straight into his freakishly generous head.  And, then, his replacement as CL was dispatched in the same way!

Why are you telling me this, I hear some of you say?  Well, NEWSFLASH - Skorp left behind a daughter and, ironically enough, that daughter was purged with about as much fanfare and publicity as Skorp allowed ol' RonnieVanZant.

We aren't naming the female Consigliere on the 19th November in order not to upset anyone.  That's not why we are here.  Let's be kind.

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS

Does this mean that purging is an effective way of keeping would be assassins off your back, and by that I mean keeping their bullets out of your head?

And if that is the case, are we all basically a bunch of whining types about purging and should just bally well get on with it?

And just who IS Skorp, and why did he kill RonnieVanZant?

That's all for this KUKUFLASH.  Send money and tips.