It's important to me that gross incompetence at the highest level of our thing not go unnoticed. That it be seen, heard, and smelled by all, the tremendous pile of shit that managed to float to the top of Los Angeles. Ordinarily, a speech like this stems from some egoistic notion of "they betrayed me!" But not today. No no, not today.

My ancestry has no link to those who killed or died in the past 24 hours. I am unmoved and unemotional about the felling of Godfathers in the western cities. However, an unbelievably comical failure has occurred and it is critical that the whole world hear of it.

What was attempted last night was an unsanctioned purge of the Paradise district in Las Vegas by the Ligambi family out of Los Angeles. I say "unsanctioned," because the Godfather of Las Vegas was, to my understanding, uninformed. Nonetheless, the Ligambis acted quickly and tried to snuff out Paradise in one fell swoop.

But the failures didn't start last night. The failure started when Las Vegas was ordered to exterminate individuals within their ranks to appease the other cities. This would have been another in a long series of purges from this regime, but this one was different. Vegas didn't purge. At least, not everyone they were asked to.

Why is this a failure, you might ask? Because it's tipped their hand in an egregious way that should ring loudly and clearly to the entire rest of the world that if you are asked to purge, you are only weakening your ranks for when you are purged yourself. Any city that has purged at the request of another is on a timer. And the events of last night have moved up that schedule in a very real way.

Now, back to the embarrassing display last night. Not only did Los Angeles fail to eliminate all their targets in their first wave, some of the shooters in Los Angeles remained unprotected minutes after felling an entire rival district. Jimmy_Ligambi's death occurred when Los Angeles had all the information and control and Las Vegas had none- a laughable misstep that anyone who's ever run a war room before would avoid. Absolutely embarrassing.

But it doesn't stop there. Perhaps Godfather Petah realized he was up against the dimmest bulb in Los Angeles and laid so obvious a trap that animals and children alike would have known to steer clear. The Las Vegas Godfather instructed Anne to wack Adeline, which made her vulnerable. Godfather Chairman Joseph "The Goose" Ligambi took the shot on Anne thinking he was one step closer to winning the war.

And instead, Petah put him in the fucking dirt. Petah paid the price for it shortly after, of course, but very few are granted such an easy opportunity for revenge. And Petah took it. And then set off a series of rogues that, either through their own efforts or the dreaded 1%, has now decimated the ranks of the other cities as well.

Ligambi tipped their hand that purges were coming. Ligambi struck Paradise without sanction from Petah. Ligambi failed to protect their top men after the first wave. And Ligambi fell for the oldest fucking trick in the book. Anyone who still believes Ligambi is capable of leading anything than a drunken stumble to the men's room is kidding themselves. This was such an incompetent takedown that the entire West is now in shambles and the whole world must rebuild.

Meanwhile, Petah not only resisted requests for purges but actively fought back and eliminated two godfathers who sought the destruction of his crews in Paradise. The real tragedy is that so many actual, intelligent individuals had to pay the price for Los Angeles's gross incompetence.

Please, join with me in laughing at Ligambi, and Los Angeles at large. Because jesus fucking christ, I haven't seen anything like this in an incredibly long time, and it offers many, many lessons to learn for future leaders.

Just when you thought the incompetence was over, the Ligambis find a way to dig deep and push it to the next level. In a stroke of sheer genius, the last remaining Ligambi leader chose none other than a swaddled infant to rule as second-in-command. Unsurprising I suppose, given that a fully-formed frontal cortex isn't a prerequisite for leadership in Los Angeles, but the police had something to say about it.

The Ligambi HQ was raided by the cops and their crew dissolved, with even more LA crewless now haunting the streets.

When will it end?

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damn you guys hatin'

stop that

I am sorry I did not get to shake this man's hand before he retired. I would ask him his thoughts on the rest of the incompetence around here. Surely anytime bold suits cannot make a move without some underling telling them how to wipe their ass is another example of incompetence.  

RIP Dart