HandsomeRob stepped forward again into the streets. This time he didn't have a bunch of old women purses under his armpit... this time he was stepping out as a young connected Thug. A thug connected to the new outfit based out of Detroit. HandsomeRob had started to pay his dues to the new outfit and all he could think about was how thankful he was to them. Taking him under their wing was purely a delight during this time as things have been violent for the last few weeks. However, he did ponder to himself and thought what else is there to be thankful for, and perhaps would anyone else be willing to share what they're thankful for...

"As much as I'm thankful to be working for an outfit from the Motor City, I gotta say... I'm thankful I'm handsome. Cause there sure are a bunch of ugly people out there. I don't know if I could be one of those people... Not having good looking privilege is like not being able to breath. How do you people do it?"

HandsomeRob took a pause and decided to let others step up and mention what they are thankful for. Perhaps someone else with good looks would be willing to mention something similar. Afterall, he does need a few friend, preferably a good looking one.

Rob, I'm a huge fan of your work but not at all a fan of your face. Can you grow some facial hair and stop distracting everyone?

HandsomeRob heard TheD's comments... loved his work but not a fan of his face. Was this jealously from another man? It surely felt and sounded like it. At least the absurd question he asked was worth looking into. As it was against rules to have facial hair in an outfit, HandsomeRob knew that was the new trend that women love. He pondered the suggestion before responding to TheD.

"You know maybe thats not a bad idea... and to be honest I don't think that'll change my handsomeness but only add to it. Women really are into facial hair these days. Can any woman clarify things for me?"

Damnit, this guy isn't just handsome, but he's sharp. He seen right through TheD's plan to have him shot in his annoyingly handsome face due to stubble being frowned upon.

Wait.. what? He's willing to take that risk just to be perceived as slightly more handsome than he already is? Maybe he's not so sharp after all.

I'm not a woman, at least not today, but I 100% agree that it'll add to your handsomeness. Make sure to wear it to your next big meet with the boss. 

SomeHandBro heard about a conversation happening in the streets about thankfulness. He stood off to the side, listening. 'Get a load of this guy,' he thought to himself. Clearing his throat, he stepped forward. 

"I just wanted to say how thankful I am to be the most handsome here. It honestly makes life so much easier. HandsomeRob knows what I'm talking about. Well, mostly, not fully, because obviously, he's not on my level of handsomeness."

HandsomeRob saw this treacherous somewhat handsome man come to the streets to bash his ridiculously good looks... Obviously the man is very jealous and should really stick to being "some hand". Perhaps the not as handsome man was looking to be a hand or even offer a hand job. HandsomeRob wasn't sure but he did need a new protege to teach the ropes to.

"Say you, not as handsome man, would you want to continue your training on becoming a handsome man? You are close to being one, but just not quite. Shouldn't take that much time to learn either."