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| Pool Party | Started by: LonlyGirl on Jun 14, '08 17:45 |
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Well if none of you know are in the beautiful city of Los Angles we have started a new thing. Yes we are now pimping out pool parties. This is what you get if you sign up for one: 1: Me has your hostest with the mostest 2: Drinks supplied by my beautiful Boss (TLD) 3: The best music that we can get in your local town (we may import better talent if wanted that will be extra though) 4: Best of all, those on your guest list will be all the local dignitaries (Mayor, Police, Fire Chief, your local politition and his wife. Everyone will be invited. (RSVP of Coarse) 5: For those of you that have different flavor we can supply some ....lets say stiffer medictions other than the booze. 6: The last and most important please remember your bathing suit. (No brithday suits allowed well....in public at least) Please phone me at 555-555-5555 for those calling international call 1-55-555-5555 Remember memories could be started with a "SPALSH". Signed: LonlyGirl |
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| What about a good ole fashioned street party... you do those? I haven't seen one of those since my bloodline has returned to these parts. | |
| Reply by: Paul-Wall at Jun 14, '08 17:53 | |
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| We may exspand into the street parties who knows what the future holds for us. | |
| Reply by: LonlyGirl at Jun 14, '08 18:17 | |
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Never one to miss out on a party, H4B heads to the bar, grabs a drink, and eases into the water. I like it. Good to have someone like you around. |
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| Reply by: HoorayForBoobies at Jun 14, '08 21:34 | |
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Well sir some of us are here to please has best as we can. Could I get you another drink |
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| Reply by: LonlyGirl at Jun 15, '08 11:26 | |
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Ummm could I get a double gin and seven? I seemed to have been spalshed quite heavily and am uncertain if I like it or not. |
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| Reply by: WhiskerBiscuit at Jun 15, '08 12:10 | |
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Sao shows up naked... As everyone looks at him and smiles. What? No said we were required to wear clothes... |
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| Reply by: Sao at Jun 15, '08 16:33 | |
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Correction They say not to come naked to the pool party, but we're not at the party...so I'm freeeeeeeeee |
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| Reply by: Sao at Jun 15, '08 16:34 | |
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This is true Sao we are not at a party. But please hide that thing the rest of us call a mole LOL |
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| Reply by: LonlyGirl at Jun 15, '08 20:07 | |
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I love how people who don't even know me get to talk shit about me... What did I do to you? |
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| Reply by: Sao at Jun 15, '08 22:55 | |
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You were born. Now sit in your fucking corner. Throws a dish rag on that tiny shit that Sao calls a penis and continues on. |
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| Reply by: Deadpool at Jun 15, '08 22:58 | |
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| First you offer up swimmin' and drinkin' for us all, then you burn Sao. I like you more and more each day. | |
| Reply by: HoorayForBoobies at Jun 15, '08 23:22 | |
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Nothing like a man named Deadpool to bust the mood at a pool party. Why not Happypool, or Livepool? Or HappyLivePool? No. Its all Deadpool. Crushed. Dumps out her margarita and sadly walks away. |
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| Reply by: Traviata at Jun 15, '08 23:23 | |
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| HoorayForBoobies...I hate you | |
| Reply by: Sao at Jun 15, '08 23:26 | |
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But you love boobies. Therefore, vicariously, you love me. It's complicated. Just don't ask. |
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| Reply by: HoorayForBoobies at Jun 15, '08 23:31 | |
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What. The. Fuck. Also, god, Sao, fucking emo. |
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| Reply by: Mox at Jun 16, '08 00:14 | |
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| Hey LonlyGirl great party... Can i get a Rum and Coke! (Lucky Takes a sip) I need to go and check out the scene in here...(starts to walk around the pool) | |
| Reply by: LuckySlevin at Jun 17, '08 16:29 | |
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Sure I really was not starting a pool party as of yet .....BUT.... Opens the door to the local YMCA and unlocks the chains to he pool doors Here you all go ... LG runs to the diving board and does a prefect swan dive ....damn top.... now where did it go?? |
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| Reply by: LonlyGirl at Jun 17, '08 17:57 | |
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*grabs his floaties for a ultramega belly buster* pool partys only get better with ladies and beer... |
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| Reply by: Cav at Jun 17, '08 18:01 | |
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| LG finds her top...finally.. and goes about serving the party drinks. | |
| Reply by: LonlyGirl at Jun 17, '08 18:55 | |
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