Newpaper - Fiorst Edition

There was need of a newpapers and I thought to myself, why not make one? If no one else is making one then why not make one? I thought that to myself for days, that if we need one then we'll make one. So I'm making one. First up? I need some people to write for me, so if you want to write for me send me a mail.

The War Against Ginger BeefStorngooffer

Wow! What a war! Ginger shot some people and then BeefStrongoffer fought and he ended up being rogue!

Wow! What a war! A lot of people died. Let's take a moment to remember fallen:

Allie

DeadlySin

Other People... a lot of other people. Buy a subscription to find out more!

The Rogue of BeefStongeffer and Ginger

A lot happened this week! Including the rogue attacks from Beef and the vindicated and authed Ginger. What a twist, guys?! Am I right? What a war! Ginger did not die and reasons why posted in another thread, go read that one.

THE BIG FIGHT OF DECEMBER 2ND!!!

A really big war happened from Ginger and Beefstrogefer who killed some people! Wow! What a war. One died but not a lot else happened that day.

Today's Paper broguth to you by Joseph Ligambi

I hope he pays me for this I want 10 credits please send me them.

THABKS FOR READING NEW PAPER!! BY DIGORNIO! BYE! UNTIL NEXT!

This is fucking gutter trash and exactly why we need The Weekly Gazette to return RIGHT THIS INSTANT.

Well I'll say one thing, this paper is certainly not delivery.

This is the greatest newpaper to ever hit the stands. I do hope for more editions in the future.

I can't believe we let the best newspaper to ever exist on these shores, to simply die. Im praying that Digiorno left a kin somewhere who have the same amazing journalistic qualities.