HandsomeRob was wearing his pinstriped suit, making his rounds when he noticed multiple mafiosi attempt to tell the news to the masses. HandsomeRob didn't know much about the news but he sure did know how to make it look handsome. With following the other young thugs and gangsters, he decided to head over to his fellow crew mate's spot and get them to type up a flier. HandsomeRob knew one thing, if you want people to see or hear the news, put it everywhere... so he decided to make a flier with some important key underground events that have occurred recently.

A few moments later...

HandsomeRob had retrieved his professionally, handsome news flier from his friend and he started to look for a few good spots to hang them. He knew a few local joints that had a bunch of recent activity and decided to nail outside of their establishments on their telephone pole. 

As HandsomeRob steps away, you step forward to read his handsome news posting.

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The Handsome Newspaper

A handsome newspaper by HandsomeRob

Good evening everyone, even the non-handsome folk. It has come to my attention that reliable news is hard to come by and I'd like to fill that void, especially with so many events occurring the last few days. Let's get to the point...

Yesterday a Crew Leader by the name of Ronnie and his goons were murdered by the Godfather of the Windy City, DeadlySin. For whatever reason, a red headed figure by the name of Ginger was upset. Apparently they were a rogue at the time per the many misleading mails sent by the city heads. One former member from the DeadlySin crew decided to react and shoot back at the current regime. BeefStroganoffer, some say a Russian asset, fought back with every intention to remove the powers that be. As many lives that Mr. BS took, he was out matched by another shooter. 

Following the murdering of Mister Beef, Ginger was said to no longer be a "rogue" and their actions sat well with the people that ran things. This is all too similar to the actions of someone close to me, my great, great, great, great, great grandfather was once announced a rogue and then he wasn't! However the outcome was different after a few hours my grandfather was gunned down. 

Will the same fate follow Ginger? Only Time will tell!

Thank you all. Hopefully we don't need another newspaper anytime soon cause these are fucking horrible to read.

Sincerely,

HandsomeRob

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HandsomeRob decided to hang a few more of his fliers out before walking into his former Boss's business. Hopefully they will continue to operate after his passing.