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| Bringing news to light | Started by: Xiphos on Feb 04, '12 23:32 |
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Mate forgive me, if you will, iv been drinking a bit. But the fact non of these men have yet to fire on us gives some credance to my claims and my information. Not once have I or my associates been fired apon by the so called invaders... They bring guns for the same reason we bring guns to other cities and dont fire them off... They are part of a lifestyle that requires protection. |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 05, '12 06:40 | |
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PriestLogan, I hate to contradict you, but I've had friends die to these vile Delawarians. I've said goodbye to good folk because of these flower seeking mongrels. They must be destroyed, and one day, I hope to put an end to Tyler Durden himself for good! |
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| Reply by: Xiphos at Feb 05, '12 06:44 | |
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Your friends were killed by the ddreaded police force mate... If anyone is to die it should be them. Currupted agents aside of course. |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 05, '12 06:47 | |
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Chris stands dumbfounded at PriestLogans words
You would defend these flower seeking bums from Delawere? The same Flower seeking scum that seek to end our very existence? I hear that Tyler Durden is in cahoots with the FBI that is how the police force helps in killing our family members and posibly how Tyler manages to escape the citys. |
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| Reply by: Chris_Flannery at Feb 05, '12 06:54 | |
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Tyler durden manages to escape because he owns a private jet.... How else would he fly his mates here, and we not be able to fly there? Come on people think about it! You can not kill these poor mourning souls any longer. They have done us no wrong! And Chris if in fact they are in cahoots with the FBI dont you think we should learn from them a bit? They obviously know far better about the lifestyle so many of us live than even we do! |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 05, '12 07:11 | |
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PriestLogan you have been blinded by the words of Tyler Durden they seek to kill and destroy not shop for flowers, I for one will not let this go on any longer Tyler Durden and his henchmen must die
DEATH TO ALL DURDENS |
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| Reply by: Chris_Flannery at Feb 05, '12 07:28 | |
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Sneaker cleans her gun and awaits their arrival. Just as they have lost every other time, they will lose this time as well. She joins the resistance and shouts
A DEAD DURDEN IS A GOOD DURDEN! KILL THEM ALL! |
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| Reply by: _Sneaker at Feb 05, '12 07:37 | |
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long live delaware see you soon |
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| Reply by: Dutch at Feb 05, '12 10:01 | |
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Pushes Dutch off a bridge and tells the cops it was suicide. |
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| Reply by: _Sneaker at Feb 05, '12 10:48 | |
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Bows his head in sorrow.
Well seeing as I cant seem to get you all to understand the true nature of Tyler and his friends... At the very least do come to confession after your barbaric "defence" of your cities.
Logan lights up a cigarette and watches as the crowd to kill innocent men grows. |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 05, '12 15:35 | |
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The Durdens I once went looking for Tyler in the Woods I heard his voice it freaked me out and I stayed in the woods for Three Days Alone Scary Bastard That Tyler Is. |
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| Reply by: The-Greek at Feb 05, '12 18:18 | |
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I am glad you were able to escape The-Greek. Next time you best use the buddy system. It is not save to roam the woods alone. |
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| Reply by: _Sneaker at Feb 06, '12 04:26 | |
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Bah Tyler doesn't visit the woods... You probably heard a witch or something, its about time for another inquisition anyways. |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 06, '12 04:52 | |
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Ok, true. It might have been Bigfoot or something .. |
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| Reply by: _Sneaker at Feb 06, '12 11:51 | |
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Bigfoot is stretching it, maybe aliens, but it is most definitely something from the fiery bowels of hell, and ladies and gentlemen that something is a witch! I implore you my brothers in arms, take heed of my words, you must join me in this new holy crusade or it's all over! Forget the false menace that is Mr. Tyler and his flower-shop candy assed crew! We must defend our selves and our cities against a much darker menace!
PriestLogan lights up a cigarette and waits for his holy followers to gear up to go on a new holy crusade syle inquisition. |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 06, '12 14:42 | |
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Chris turns to PriestLogan and approaches him
You know you could be onto something here i have it on good authority, That Tyler Durden studys the foul dark arts of Necromancy that is how he continues to raise an army of loyal followers and cant seem to be killed.
Chris turns to the crowd and screams out
DEATH TO ALL DURDENS |
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| Reply by: Chris_Flannery at Feb 06, '12 15:27 | |
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Wait brother chris, just relax a moment and let me think this out.
Logan pulls a small notebook out of his jacket pocket, and begins to scribble things out.
If, my dear friends, if Tyler followed the dark arts of necromancy... Why would he be in the woods? Why would he not be in the graveyard raising his chaps, and further more why would he come to an area that has such a religious set?
No no my dear dear friends, Mr. Durden is not the necromancer you believe him to be, even tho I will admit it is strange he seems to have the same followers... All that will be explained in due time though im sure of it. Now it is possible that Marla is a witch... That would be more reasonable in my opinion, but who am I to say? I am but a humble man of the cloth.
Waits to hear the crowds next idea that he can shoot down in defence of the flower seeking Durdens. |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 06, '12 15:37 | |
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Xiphos stands, staring out at the commotion he has begun. He begins to feel profound pride in what he started. If only PriestLogan wasn't trying to undermine his every word. It was then that the thought occurred to him. |
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| Reply by: Xiphos at Feb 07, '12 02:23 | |
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Friends... Fellow co-workers... You have all come to know me, now tell me would I really be in cahoots with a flower seeking candy ass then? In all honesty?
And furthormoe why would a man of the cloth really lie to you? Unless its for money of course...
But im pretty sure if I was in cahoots with them i wouldn't be so broke or unprotected, in fact why would Xiphos try to slander my good name if he wasn't working for the Durdens?
Obviously there is a hidden story here... |
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| Reply by: PriestLogan at Feb 07, '12 08:43 | |
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Wraith sits down, his head spinning. All this talk about flower grabbing, serial killing Durdens was starting to overwhelm him. Nor could he bring himelf to abandon such an interesting discussion. After two men started doing Shakespeare parodies, he felt he could keep silent no longer.
Friends, strangers, Durden lovers, Durden haters. I believe that no matter whether PriestLogan or Xiphos is correct, the Durdens still need to be killed. PriestLogan says they come for flowers. I have had several flower vendors complaining about Durdens sticking their disgusting noses into flowers and then refusing to buy them. The flower trade has gone down quite drastically. I myself like to greet my women with roses. However, red roses with Durden slime on them do not make an impact, it would seem. For the sake of trade, the Durdens need to be killed.
Xiphos says they are heartless murderers. Indeed, if any one of you smell a flower tainted by a Durden, you would die or go into a comatose state. Therefore, Durdens must die.
Wraith smiles before deciding to go out and waiting for the sneaky Durdens. |
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| Reply by: Wraith_reborn at Feb 07, '12 09:44 | |
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