Hello. I am looking to begin a secret society. I have heard of many nefarious groups and their corresponding power throughout the country, and I want a piece of that pie. To begin, we will need a few people with a very specific set of skills.

The first is a caterer or private chef. Food is the heart of any operation, and we will need to be suitably nourished to plot our world domination (long term, not short term goal). This is useful in both procuring and preparing foodstuffs for consumption as much as avoiding our overreliance toward an untrustworthy third party vendor.

Secondly, we will require a hacker. Every good secret group has a hacker type, and this is no different. They could be someone very good at DIY projects or a master in our lovely 1950s computers (sourced from a variety of locales). This person could also have some weird superpower that would allow them to use an abacus in their mind, to like, do math and stuff.

Thirdly, we need a jack of none and master of none type, as an assistant to keep everything moving. Someone with a background that we can make fun of while being humbled by their insignificant status in the world. It's okay though, because they will be promoted far past any non-society member so they will be adequately rewarded for their troubles and emotional toll taken.

Anyway, that is my pitch. Send me your resume and what role you would like, or feel free to contact me through my proxy messenger pigeon shell corporation (51b8010b55bfc41a7ab3791960d1f05a). Any questions?

I have a very specific set of skills, which I will have to keep secret until such time comes that they are required. 

That being said, I would very much like to join and help build this secret society. 

I cannot cook and I cannot hack. I am also no good at DIY but I can do complicated math in my head. 

When can I start and what is the salary?