Sonny had attended many funerals in his time. Amoungst them his fathers. He had always fund funerals to be depressing, dull and not really celebrating the life that the person who had passed had lived. 

He knew for a fact that this was gonna change now. He was gonna open a business where people could hire him to arrange an extravagant funeral for themselfs or for family or friends.

He was thinking the whole serade, women crying, bands playing, clowns with ballons. extra fake  relatives if noone was to expected to show up or a mistress or two to piss of the wife while leaving this earth.

Sonny started hiring actors and singers and all the kinda staff he figured could be needed to make a huge event out of a funeral. He was sure some people would want alot of grieving participants others wanted music and party to celebrate their lifes. 

Whatever his customer wanted he was gonna give it to them.

Funeral singer : 100 dollars

Grieving mistress (per girl) 50 dollars

Lost brother or other family members 25 dollars

Big event 50.000 dollars

Huge event 100.000 dollars

Remember you can design just the kind of funeral you dream of for yourself or friends/family members and the Motor city funeral service will make it happen.

Summer walked in with Keith the Goat close by. He refused to stay in the car this time....of all times. She quickly made eye contact with @Sonny_Trabottii and waved him over. 

"This may seem strange sir, but I was told I could find strange funeral necessities at this place. I'm in need of a casket for a goat. It doesn't need to be treated or even painted for that matter. It wont actually be used, I'm just looking to send a message really. Cheaper the better. Could you possibly assist with this matter?"

She smiled and reached for her purse indicating she was willing to make a large monetary payment for such a strange service. 

ummer walked in with Keith the Goat close by. He refused to stay in the car this time....of all times. She quickly made eye contact with @Sonny_Trabottii and waved him over. 

"This may seem strange sir, but I was told I could find strange funeral necessities at this place. I'm in need of a casket for a goat. It doesn't need to be treated or even painted for that matter. It wont actually be used, I'm just looking to send a message really. Cheaper the better. Could you possibly assist with this matter?"

She smiled and reached for her purse indicating she was willing to make a large monetary payment for such a strange service. 

That can certainly be arranged, but it will have to be made since we do not have that sort of casket at hand. Would you like some sort of arrangement at the funeral? Singing, some sheppards grieving? we can do alot to make it a special occasion

Sonny smiled big at Summer 

In the motor City funeral shop we aim to make every funeral be it for man child or goat a very special goodbye with life.

She brings her hands together and gently shakes them about. 

"No additionals, sir. There wont actually be a funeral. Just sending a message is all. The casket will be plenty. You can possibly have it shipped to my headquarters in New York? Of course I will cover expenses."

Summer smiled ear to ear. 

"I love your style. Give me the full package for myself. What do I owe you total?"

Well if you want the full huge event, which is the whole cerade, we are talking a unknown half brother from bhutan, two lovers you had secretly on the side. A guitarist making a few sad songs after the priests word and five crying wives to follow the casket and a drunk "uncle" makign a scene and holding a speech on your beautifull nature during the ceremony it will be 100.100 dollas, thats 100k for the huge ceremany and 100 bucks for the goat casket with delivery

Sonny makes a huge smile and then does a gesture towards a cactus standing in the window.

Since youre our first customer ordering the full huge funeral event we could throw in a free peyote spike for the drinks after the funeral to make your parting more hmmm  spiritual to your relatives?

"The whole thing sir. My accountant will send it over shortly. Plus I'll ensure there is a tip in there as well."

Your accountant makes note that $121,100 has been wired to Sonny_Trabotti from your account.

Sonny make a fancy bow for Summer

We are honoured to have been chosen to facilitate your funeral event and i can promise you it will be a sight to see and something your relatives will remember for a long time.