Did you know that in English, you can spell all the way to 999 without ever using the vowel 'A'? The earliest point at which an A can be used is 1000, as in a thousandth. Now that's some dedication to ignoring one vowel lol

One of the weirdest facts, and also probably the weirdest way to get knighted, period: Apparently, Henry VIII bestowed a knighthood on all four of his “Grooms of the Stool”. And yes, these were the four people in charge of wiping his butt.

The statistical average number of legs per human is LESS than two, because the average is less than 2, a person with two legs is actually above-average when it comes to the amount of legs.

cats and humans share about 90% of the same DNA, yet nothing compares to pigs, which share 98%. dogs on the other hand are only 84%, which is proof both pigs and cats are better companions than dogs (i love both dogs and cats equally)

I love this because of the sheer existential dread it causes lol -- apparently, the Earth's speed of rotation is actually slowing. So the length of a day actually increases by a second every century.

The oldest wheel that we have physical proof of is wooden, and it's over 5000 years old. It's on display at a museum somewhere in Europe -- I forget the exact country.

there's more of a chance that you can get into a shark attack than a vending machine falling on you!

If you have two arms you have an above average number of arms. 

When I played football in high school my offensive line coach used to always love to hit us with super random facts so I feel like I'm perfectly setup to do this. His favorite two were that it only takes 12 pounds of pressure to break a persons wrist and 4 pounds of pressure to rip off someone's ear.

A routine of 15 second per static stretches after workouts can release the built up lactic acid to reduce post workout pain while increasing mobility. 

According to astronauts, space has a very distinct smell. When they come back from a spacewalk, their suits often smell like seared steak, hot metal, and welding fumes.

President Lyndon Johnson would routinely show off his wiener to his staff without any second thoughts. He nicknamed it "Jumbo", and would also continue to hold meetings from the shitter if he ever had to go to the bathroom during one. Crazy motherfucker.