In the inbetween time of waiting for the next round. I'll write some random shit about myself. A few days a go me and girl were messing around on the inter net. We typed our names in google and see what it came up with. Well we found a dude with the same name as me that graduated in 1965 with a PHD. But we couldn't find a picture of him. But now she thinks I'm a vampire. Like no joke she really believes it and I'm tripp'n because I can't believe anyone would believe in that stuff for real. Her reason she says is because I knocked over the refrigerator by accident. I'll explain. A while back she was tickling me and I moved back and bumped into the frigerator and it fall on the floor. The refrigeratos is the standard 6 foot frig. But the bad thing was it left a big dent in the floor. And that's not her only reason she brought up that time I tripped and fell through the sliding glass door, rolled through the balcony's railing and fell to the ground below. And the reason I tripped was because I was running from her becuase she was tickling me. I don't like to be tickled. It's my weakness. To be continued  . . .

I tried to get a job at this fast food joint by the apartment but for some reason my SSN was showing up when they did a background check. I have the same problem when cops pull me over. And I once had a cop put some weed in my car. My girl friend at the time was there too and we both like wtf. He put the weed there and he said that gave him reason to use the dog. I look like a stoner so I get a lot of beef from the cops but I follow the rules better than most cops. There are some good cops out there that I've come across and I need to give them a shout out. However, all those bad cops out there make the job much harder for the good cops that are following the rules and tring to make sure everyone else is too. (to be continued)

Two movies I liked and think you will also like. The Gray (I thinks that's how it's spell) it's about a group of men fighting for their lives in the wild. It's a good. Another one I liked was Chronicles. That one is about 3 teen-age boys that get powers to affect things with their minds. It was different then most movies and a lot better then I thought it was going to be. Their could be a 2nd part who knows. One movie I thought I was going to like was In Time. The idea of the movie is really cool, everyone has one year to live and their timmer starts on their 25th birhtday and the currency is time. For example you go to work instead of your paycheck being money it would be time, allowing you to living a little longer but everything also costs time. But they made it cheap. I would rewrite it and make it the way it should be. Another story I'm thinking about rewriting is StarWars ep 6. I would make it so Luke StarWalker went to the dark side.

I just wanted to say good job and congraz to everyone that did well in this V-day comp. *rubs the back of his head* This was my first v-day comp. I didn't do a well as I had hope, however, it was fun. I like that little red dude with the horns, he looks like a dude I knew back in the day. Speaking of back in the day, When I was much younger I fell off a mountain. Yeah you read that right, a mountain. I had 3rd degree burns all over my body two women found me, there on a walk/hike or something. I was just laying there going in and out. But I'll always remember them, they were so frightened. lol I remember one of the ladies saying we need a helicopter. Seeing them brought me back and aware of everything around me. So I tried to talk to them. However, when I started trying to talk to them they got really frantic. They got really emotional and started crying. Them being scared, scared me, so I got up and took off and got help. Both of my arms were bent and so was my right leg. A lot of my body was burnt. But that brings me back to the present. A while back I was working for walmart and one of my co-workers asked me in a caring tone "oh why are you walking with a limp?" and so I was like, "umm . . . 'cause I'm an old school pimp?" lol But really every since I rolled down that mountain I've always walked with a limp.

wtf?

lol was like wtf at first but it was so funny i kepth on reading

What's the point of this thread?

Was well entertaining!!

I think the point of the thread was explained int he first sentence, dude...

Although some of the stories told are pretty outlandish, lol.

The move In Time has Justin Timberlake as its leading actor .... that should be a big enough clue not to bother watching it

I actually thought In time was Ok tbh.

The movie 'The Grey' at the end of the credits it shows an extra scene. Worth the wait. I won't spoil it for those who haven't seen it yet. IMO it's the best movie out right now or tied for the best movie out right now, so go see it.

You say it's such a good movie, but I learned long ago never to trust a vampire.

Random as fuck. Oddest thing i've read in these forums for a long time.

Keep up the memoirs