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| Chris Flannery and His Vest of Destiny | Started by: Chris_Flannery on Feb 22, '12 06:02 |
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Chris Smoothes out his Blue Vest then lights a cigar Smiling he approaches the crowd after taking a draw on the cigar he clears his throat.
I have been asked Time and Again about my bloodline and how they have managed to achieve so much in a short period of time.
Not knowing how to answer that i grabbed the diarys of my dececeased relatives and had a read and was astounded at what became clear to me.
My first desendent Stan_The_Man_Smith was a Consig LHM of Cadoras he wore a nice suit but alas fell short of his potential and was gunned down in the takedown of Roman and Premier.
His Son StanSmithjr then took up the mantle he again wore a nice suit reached the exulted rank of Don was a LHM/RHM of both Cadoras and The Civilian but again fell short of his potential after he was gunned down in the ST.L takedown.
It was then i realised that there was a commen factor. Why had these men of honour fallen short of there potential? Because none of them wore a vest even our corn eating friend jeff3829 realised the importance of a vest its the 1920s people everyone wants a vest.
So jeff3829 even though your time in our world was short you have managed to buy for me the one and only Vest of Destiny i hope and pray that with this vest i can reach my true potential
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You mentioned the Corn.
Mad respect bro. |
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| Reply by: Z at Feb 22, '12 06:04 | |
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Johnny Listens to Chris and smiles before speaking |
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| Reply by: JohnnyTwinkleToes at Feb 22, '12 06:07 | |
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Z raises his Cobb with Johnny.
If you haven't eaten corn with your girl, you haven't eaten corn. |
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| Reply by: Z at Feb 22, '12 06:09 | |
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Mr. Flannery, as always it’s good to see you. |
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| Reply by: Jordan at Feb 22, '12 07:07 | |
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Chris listens to and it finaly dawns on him that jeff3829 had a vision of the vest becomeing bigger then Beardus was in Chicago. He runs his hand down the front of his vest he knew it now Jeff3829 had indeed given him a vest of immense power.
Jordan i had not knowen that jeff3829 had indeed given me the Vest of destiny intill after i had tryed it on and throwen my old vest at some unforunate store keeper, Even though i loved my old vest This vest is the one Vest that rules them all it is the master vest. |
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| Reply by: Chris_Flannery at Feb 22, '12 07:43 | |
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Demonic uses his powers of teleportation and pops up behind Jordan.
BOO!! Demonic says as he tickles Jordan, then walks around to the front of her.
Sorry dear. Last we spoke and you were admiring Chris' vest I thought we were keeping it's powers of destiny to ourselves here in Big Easy. Couldn't go givin the bosses secrets away. Demonic says with an evil grin. |
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| Reply by: Demonic at Feb 22, '12 07:53 | |
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Wayne seeing Chris wearing a nice vest, he wondering where he can get one so he walks away whistling to himself on his adventurer for a vest. |
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| Reply by: Lil_Wayne at Feb 22, '12 12:51 | |
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Thats a wonderful new Vest you have there Chris.. reminds of an old friend I knew called Robert Charles Nesbiit (Rab C to his friends). |
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| Reply by: Fozzie at Feb 22, '12 13:12 | |
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I must say, Jeff3829 had a vision and his vison was to see, chris and his new vest go the lengthiest and I stand behind our Lord Corn's ghost Jeff3829 and Chris's vest of destiny. Ride to the end and always remember "Eating CORN with Youu GURRRLLL.
As Cldye finishes his speech and exits the streets. |
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| Reply by: -Clyde- at Feb 22, '12 20:20 | |
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Chuckles and starts coughing like a hurricane.
"Erm,Vest of destiny...Hmmm.Owell.I am still more metal then you and can scream like a wookie.Besides that you and Domonic will do very well." |
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| Reply by: Brian_Posehn at Feb 23, '12 00:57 | |
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