...You may be entitled to compensation! Has Brent demoted you? Have Shiki shot you in cold blood? Were you put down by Arianna as she growled at your freshly brewed corpse? Well then get in contact with good old Conan, Conan, and Conan law offices and we may be able to help you with this terrible problem!

Chicago for years has been known as the windy city, but now it is the city of murder. Well, it was known for that before this too and yet we're still shocked to see people like OffShot and MikeRanch killed. Why them? While brent may one day answer for these crimes, for now he's safe in his ivory tower.

That doesn't mean he doesn't get away with paying restitution for this sordid affair.

The Jingle Begins to Play:

Chi-Ca-GO! To Your Phone and Call 1-888-BRENT-KILLS!

He may be crass;

He may be an ass;

But Brent still killed all his class!

Chi-Ca-GO! To Your Phone and Call 1-888-BRENT-KILLS TODAY!

Money may be waiting for YOU!

*This does not apply to the father of Rethcir. Fuck him.

My late great wonderful and completely innocent father OffSomething was murdered in cold blood by what has no proven to be Shiki-. My father was easily worth something along the lines of 9 dollars. Do you have anyone capable of taking on this absolutely insane and absurd case?

Not only will I take your case, but I've already won it using technologies that your small mind wouldn't comprehend to know prior to this that you would ask me to take on your case. Pulls fifteen dollars from his pocket and hands it to SixPound.

I won this while you were still alive and being one of the stronger hands for Chicago. You're welcome.
 

My mind can only handle one thing  after such an amazing showing, and that is counting. Thank you sir, You are superb, as you can see from your bank that I have wired you back your 30% cut. 

Ooops. You seem to have made an error. That person is dead.

I was too late... all of my calculations... for nothing...

I am so sorry, Buck. I will never live this down.

Conan, Conan, and Conan will be shutting its doors within the next 90,000 hours. Please be respectful.