Summer skips past her 'Kid'ing Around With Summer' spot with two goats in tow. She turns around and does an unfamiliar hand signal to the goats, they promptly sit. 

I'm here today to ask for donations for something I'm going to do anyway. Your donations will be spent on booze, coke, and goat biscuits...With these tools we will slay the Vampirine Slayers which is why we are the vampire slayer slayers. Premium donors will receive the Vampire Slayers Slayers Sleigh Slay Medal. Your contact and payment information may be used and sold to the highest bidder. 

Summer sits and prepares for the massive influx of donations that will surely come in. 

Just go kick Ligambi and tell him he needs to hook you up with more money, that's all he's there for. Use it.

Summer smiles at the man nodding and waving to ensure he doesn't lash out at her. 

I haven't been formally i introduced but if what you say is true it sounds like there's some money I've been missing out on. 

She turns to the crowd. 

If I happen to die for any reason the donations can be made to whomever you think least deserves it at that moment.