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| rewards Who Killed Kuku? | Started by: EdinburghCastle on Mar 02, '25 22:21 |
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Once again, to be named Kuku is to be murdered. Once again, to make a credible, if bold, attempt at unifying and leading the streets is rewarded by being rendered unalive by nameless, faceless killers. Yes, friends, that is my lot in life. This most recent atrocity was carried out by at least one assassin, and, unlike the witless cretins usually silently murdering my linage, this one had something to say...
"to be honest; I'd have burgerhoused you"
What does this mean? What does this even mean?
I was leading the Streets, minding my own and everyone else's business in a kind, caring, and considerate way. And what happens? KAPOW. A deathbullet straight into the "heid" as colloquial types say on the slopes of Tynecastle stadium.
WHO CAN HELP ME?
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I was just waking up for the morning, drinking my coffee and waiting to see what the day would bring when I got word of a message from the late Kuku asking if we had any employment available. I was considering it.. sorta...I could remember the good times and the bad times when we worked together, even when we ran a casino together and a few lottos we shared but before I could even reply he was DEAD. Murdered like my friend Spike - maybe the same killer idk but sad times for the nation and my wallet idk why, idk who and idk who will be the famous lotto winner this week if he is dead and I just don't know what we will do |
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| Reply by: StripheCorelli at Mar 02, '25 22:56 | |
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I’m not going to lie, I think the proof is in the pudding. What I mean by that is I believe the killers name is within the message itself. Burgerhouse… who else? Not long after Kuku was brutally gunned down, Burgerhouse himself mysteriously dies. Is this possible payback for the hit on Kuku? The streets can only hope. May we rest a tad easier knowing this murderous monster, Burgerhous, is gone. |
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| Reply by: FrankCastiglia at Mar 02, '25 23:36 | |
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| I don't know anything about this murder unfortunately, but I would like to take this time to petition for the complete closure of Tynecastle Stadium. The mere mention of it implies it had a big part to play in the murder, so this is the only path forward. | |
| Reply by: Ennis at Mar 03, '25 07:59 | |
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