It seems my boss has flushed Alfie's head down a toilet, retired and left me homeless. This is not the turn of events I'd envisioned two days ago when I accepted his invite. But another successful branch of the Ligambi organization come and gone nonetheless. Thanks again Joe_Ligambi. In fact, my lineage has run the gamut recently, and I'd like to thank the full organization for their hospitality:

BillyMastrosimone, best known as a notorious scammer via his gambling and loan shark businesses. Completely inoffensive, likely has little to no say whatsoever in anything, and it feels like he's not there at all most of the time. Sort of like a traffic cone in a parking place. 

Nuccio_Carrara, so inept and powerless, his mass-mailed explanation for why he killed his own LHM (again) was "it wasn't me who made the decision". Thanks for that, Nucci No Nuts. You've really gained the respect of your crew with that one. 

Jelly-Viterelli, has killed so many of his own hands, the great jason_profitt now dons the LHM mantle (this is actually a plus for Jelly Belly). Joining this guy is like standing in line for the industrial meat mincer.

Jimmy, the biggest no name bootlicker of the bunch. You can see his mouth protruding from Uncle Joe's underwear every once in a while like the surfacing of a whale's blowhole (also a nickname for his mouth). 

And my boss Monella, publicly gave Alfie a swirly in the 12th Street Public Toilets, shot him, and then killed himself. A vintage Ligambi experience. Possibly the best Ligambi crew yet. 

So thanks again, Ligambi's. It's been a ride. If you love a crew where your boss does nothing, has no power, has no influence and no personal willpower beyond the directives of some fat goomba named Joe scrawling kill lists in cheez-whiz, these guys are for you.  I can't wait for the next gormless little wiener to take on the prefix. 

Mar 04, 18:41:58    eelemcsoehjnt-p tried to WACK! you.

Good going Joseph-Clemente, there truly is no bar too low for Ligambi excellence. I appreciate the four hours, brother. Maybe if you had tried giving me a noogie or pulling my underwear up over my head in the classy style of your late boss, this would have gone better for you.