Where are the leaders to help our young folk? 

I just witnessed some poor fresh faced bastard brutally murdered by lawman inside this fucking lounge right here!

Some doughnut in Chicago is having gambling troubles. Yet another victim of this failed administration. Where was his sponsor? His crew leader? Where is the guidance? 

Someone should be helping the new blood around here.

How about you, anonymous benefactor?

I'm rescinding all bounties my ancestors previously put out. 

I'm placing 10 credits in a pot for the kin of Furtimus.

If anyone wants to join the whip round, I will ensure they see all the proceeds. Tips too.

They lost a drug front you know...? Them things are good! Never had one? Try one!

It's time for the community to come together and pick up where the leaders are failing. 

If you'd like to help, have a think about what you can do to help your fellow mobster.

The fellow had a choice whether to dive in head first or not to. Sometimes you got to take personal responsibility. I do hope their next of kin has a much more successful life span on these shores.

On a good day, I'm inclined to agree but aren't you sick of seeing this unnecessary shit? At what point are we as guilty as those at the top refusing to do anything?

Imagine the good karma if you get the guy a meal. Hey, listen... If you need a meal, I'll chuck you 5 credits right now, friend. There's no pressure to give or take here, but you do what comforts you. This shit comforts me, y'know? Helps me sleep at night.

Friends, we've had an extra 4 credits dropped in the pot so far, and a few perks.

If anyone's got any information about the whereabouts of this young soldiers kin, send them my way. Let's get our mobster back in the game.

To: aDog
From: Welp
Sent: Mar 13, '25 22:00
Subject: The last kin of Furtimus

As the only heir to the Furtimus name, I will be stepping away from crime permanently. My father would have appreciated your meaningful words in your post, yet I can't but feel sour that noone stepped up to stop this unfair and gruesome death.

 

My only wish is that you spread information and protect the weak. For a community so vile to kill off their own fresh blood, that is a harmful cycle. Any donations you collect, may go to a/multiple starting, enthusiastic goons, who want to make big in the world.

 

Farewell,

- A shadow of what could have been.

Ladies and gentlemen of the mafia, stop the count. We've lost one soldier today.

Yet another stepping away from this life of crime.

How many more can we afford to lose?

Will a RAT ever run full course again?

Will the dark ages ever end?

The donations collected hitherto have been returned.

We will find our new common man who needs help.

If it's you. If it's someone you know. Contact us.

We can help you learn. Help you understand. Help you grow.

Like mobsters.