TRANSISTOR SAYS SPACEPOLES ALL WALLET NO GUN

The Alphabetto Doggos 🔤🐶 uncover the full story

Late yesterday evening 🔤🐶 reached out to an anonymous source named 🐸 regarding an altercation in Main.

The following exchange took place.

THE INTRODUCTION 

Hello 🐸

🐶 advised us you may be available for questioning about your recent altercation in the location of 'Main' with Mr. scousepole. Would you like the opportunity to speak to the audience of the streets about your experience?

 

We'd love to hear from you.

The Doggo Line

The Alphabetto Group

I'd be open to questioning Mr. 🐶

 

🐸

Brilliant news 🐸. How should we get that in motion, when suits you?

The lovely Mrs 🐸 should be home from her errands soon and I will be happy to field any questions at that time.

Perfect. I'll see what I can prepare for our conversation. I look forward to it. 

🔤🐶

Hello 🐸, firstly I will remind you that we are now on the record, but your anonymity is water-tight. You can be comfortable with what you share with us today.

I'll start by introducing myself. I am one of the many canines sniffing out the the atrocities of The Plastic Mafia. We heard through a fellow 🐶 that a friend of theirs 🐸 was involved In an altercation and he may be interested in sharing the story. 

If you have any questions or concerns during this proceeding, please feel free to interrupt the record.

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🐸

It's nice to meet you. I've heard of the 🔤🐶 and I am a fan of their work.

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🔤🐶

Thank you. It is nice to meet you too. As a new associate, I'm told the job is tough but it's usually over quickly, so I look forward to seeing what my future holds. 

THE INTERVIEW

🔤🐶

Coming at you with this as someone who has not managed to catch up on Mains latest drama. Could you give me and our readers an idea of what happened today to bring you here, for those not present?

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🐸

Sure, I frequent Main Street from time to time. I keep any illicit activities on the down-low these days as to not get murdered in my sleep or swirlied in a bathroom stall. I noticed one Scousepole chatting up a storm, patting himself on his heiney and generally chewing the fat with others. His line and my line have rarely spoken from the records I have. His line has been on these shores a while, as has mine. I always thought of the name as a staple. His recent aloof and inconsiderate words (how few they may be) struck me because of his general propensity to about-face at any opportunity for attention. His line, you see has much in the way of inheritance and it is the opinion of mine that he uses that inheritance as a means to skirt actually getting out on the streets and working for what he has. He claims it's the way of the world but my grandpap used to tell me: eat the rich.

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🔤🐶

It's well known scousepole now kisses the ring, but do you know how he may have acquired that freedom?

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🐸

   Certainly I think scousepole kisses the ring, ~bellends~ *bends* the knee, sorry. Bit of a cold. It wasn't but a few generations back his line was begging for my help in gaining an upper hand on the same cold hearts he pledges allegiance to right at this moment. It is plain and simple, the man, if you can call him that, will sway when the wind blows just a little bit. If you can't beat em, join em- and that is not the way I was raised. I don't respect it and I can think of hundreds of others who can't either. It was once a respected name, but no longer. He is a shill who buys his influence through inheritance instead of pure-bred skill. If a outdated calendar were to come to his front door for battle he'd get lost in the pages unless it took a check. When his ilk is out of the top table he'll have to get plastic surgery to show his face on these streets as far as I'm concerned.

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🔤🐶

Do you know anything about the tables at the top? Those who move in the tightest circles?

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🐸

   My family line had worked with the big kid's table at one point per my journals. They were adamant that they always had his back but in the end they never lived up to it. The Transistor lineage is well documented so I won't rehash it here- but when you pick and choose your battles with your heart instead of your brain, sometimes the victim becomes the assailant. And sometimes the family line, and the friends and family of that family line don't want to apologize.

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🔤🐶

Have you had any other altercations with those who believe their money can buy respect?

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🐸 

   I have had many altercations with people who have pretended to have money, but none who actually have any.

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🔤🐶

We're told you've had previous altercations over a large sum of money, did you ever receive your inheritance?

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🐸

   It is true that I don't have the inheritance promised to me by my family line. I was told there would certainly be at least EIGHTY MILLION DOLLARS at my disposal after my ancestor turned over a critical piece of information he was privy to, but it never came to light. I do okay. Just earlier I bought the organic tomatoes instead of the store brand from the corner. I want for nothing. I work for my family history, I don't buy it. More than can be said for some.

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🔤🐶

Forgive me, I've an unrelated question for you, hoping to settle some readers concerns. There are known staffing issues at Las Vegas casino and rumours their poker will be affected. Are the Transistor line still invested in gambling, can you help them out?

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🐸

Sunday my friends and I will be providing extra bonus prizes to the pool for the weekly poker tournament. We love a good game of cards between friends. Come EARN your wealth, unlike others.

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🔤🐶

One final request, Transistor. As the main focus of The Doggo Line is the common man and your line have a long history of fighting their corner, have you any words of encouragement for those who may need it right now?

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🐸

You are either on our side, or will be soon. There is no in between. They will do to you what they have done to all of us. My mailbox is always open for when your time comes.

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🔤🐶 thank 🐸 for his time and transparency in this matter.

Whilst I agree Spacepole is a no life nelly who spends top much money on this game...

This thread is pathetic 

Admittedly I havnt read even half of this thread, I was too busy making money angels with some fiddy's I found under the mattress.....

Oh never mind it's been moved to OOC (LOL)

I mean tbf , I have a wife,  kids, a mortgage and a full time job and plenty of hobbies out side of MR. (Yes i actually rouhc the grass) I manage all these successfully while still finding time to enjoy MR. If people want to sink to lows to berate people for that, then that says more about them, than it does me.

I'd never call someone out for not have the means to buy credits and make a point of it. People live week to week and thats fine. I get it. I understand the privilege of having extra money outside of paying bills and living, to be able to spend extra on none essential stuff. But calling people out for having the ability to spend money here is unlocking a new MR ICk. 

Anyway.... off to drive some trains and throw these extra fiddy's out the window thst  i had lying around 

Hey spacey, I'm putting an offer on a house today, can you throw me some of those kiddies? 

Throw you some of those kiddies??? I think you might be on the wrong website.... someone may need to check your hard drive. o.0

Talk about autocorrect of the year. Lemme try again. Those fiddies.