Was Scooter LostBoy?

For years now, the criminal underworld has been plagued with a burning desire to know who LostBoy is, or was.  LostBoy died in a tragic misunderstanding, and his son then won a writing contest that he hadn't actually entered.  This heralded in an exciting era of non-entrants being awarded prizes, something that sadly seems to have died out. Must like LostBoy himself.

Scooter recently died.  But we think he was actually someone else named Scooter, and that he was hiding in plain sight.  Scooter, for a million dollars, entered a writing competition on behalf of someone else, then sold his story to a newspaper.  He died, and in doing so, removed one third of his crew, leaving only his crew leader, the late Shannon-Shelan, and her member, Destro.

History was being made.  But so was a terrible legacy.  Are we to believe that a scumbag who abused the competitive writing community and then went public with his complaints (Scooter) ISN'T the same scumbag whose son won a writing competition he didn't enter?  And isn't the latest iteration of the Scooter (Carlo) blatantly just Lostboy/Scooter's son?  He basically admits as much.

So therefore, Carlo is responsible for the deaths of:

Scooter

Shannon-Whelan

The Competitive Writing Community

LostBoy

Approximately 50 people killed in mistake for LostBoy.

Carlo, shoot yourself in your head, you dick, and stop the killing.

Instead of merely asking these kinds of questions, do some investigative journalism and write a newspaper instead you dirty bum.

I don't know about the story up there, but isn't asking questions the press' job, WaffleStompingChamp?

I am not sure if you saw his fancy badge or not, but it appears to me that WaffleStompingChamp is the press. I mean.. He has a badge, There is absolutely no way that it is fake.. or is there?

It appears we may need another journalist to look into this situation. The truth must be found. I will not be able to sleep not knowing these very minor but extremely important details!

Krun is asking the right questions!

Dynamite_ has unfortunately departed from this life.

To enlighten any other parties who may be interested: asking questions is the job of the press (I would prefer if it's called The Free Press but ok), however The Free Press is a very welcoming elite social class and always looking for new initiates. I saw Rooney as a potential new Journalist.

Was I somewhat harsh in my tone towards Rooney? Yes. But sometimes lessons need to be taught in a harsh way for them to stick. Maybe I was also still annoyed that my lobster ravioli was overcooked by my newest unpaid intern Krun, but that is besides the point.

To illustrate how dangerous being a Journalist is, and why it's no laughing matter, one has to look no further than Dynamite_. He asked a question, and now he's dead. The Enemies of The Free Press are still about.

Carlo, or should i say LostBoy, what do you mean "washed up has been"?

Well what an unfortunate thing to happen. R.I.P Dynamite, one of the real ones. Unfortunately that now means I will have to pick up the slack and do even more work than I already was not doing. I apologize profusely for the overcooked Ravioli, It was my first time using an oven. I will gladly take a cut in pay and a much more intensive job to make up for it. Once again, I am extremely sorry. Please do not fire me.

Was Krun killed due to overcooked ravioli? I request an investigation from one of our investigative journalists.

Ennis, this was due to his attempting to form some kind of coalition against LoopCL which was expanded upon just down the road when corpulent chubby catastrophe FatGrin introduced us to this rising star.

I will admit however that I was very close to bring down the axe on poor Krun myself. Not only was he terrible at cooking my lunch, but he also kept insisting I try spaghetti bolognese instead of seafood ravioli. What does he think I am, an uncultered peasant?

I must admit that my late father Krun may have been a little hasty in his decision to try and take down the great LoopCL. But I, named after the one and only, do not share those ideals. I believe that LoopCL should be allowed to live and prosper, to run one of the best cities this nation has ever seen. My father was a bit of a fool, as you can tell by his untimely end. I am not much of a cook, therefore I can not take over his duties, but I can sure as hell rate food with the best of them.

The thing is no one really even cares, that's what his funeral reflects. I suppose people don't like snakes.