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DavidWise goes on skipping out into the dusty trail holding his suitcase.
Over time I reckon I startin' tah associate people with loofahs. Why? Well, some of them there mobsters have beent presentin' themselves as such. Thems are obvious. But others tendin' tah show other loofah characteristics. Fer yer general rabblerousin' I've put together a short list of 'em with explanations. Reckon I mighta' been missin' some.
Flash-Fire (Tetley) = Loofah
Now whyin' is this boah a loofah? He's clean, got good grain.
JesusTheGangster/WildTurkey = Loofah
Iffn' you see him around he's clean as a whet whistle, I reckon. Scrubs under the pits n' all.
JohnnyNoName (Ace) = Loofah
I got sah many loofahs, but this one here is mine. Sometimes I set him on the top-a-thah soap tray and let him dry.
Jeddy = Loofah
He's partic-ya-lurly white in color.
Whatsername (Scarin) = Loofah
She was a loofah once er twice, I reckon. She shriveled herself right up soon after.
Sable_Tights (Flea) = Loofah
I reckon this one don't be requirin' too much explanation. Scrubbin around all about.
SadPanda = Loofah
This boy multicolored, as I seent it.
Bammy = Loofah
This loofah beent sittin' on the shelf a minute. Fer months he'd go on askin' to scrub but we ain't let em.
Bunny = Loofah
Obviously as our eyes are clean and right, y'all can see she's a loofah.
Trixie (BlackBetty) = Loofah
I reckon I won't say nothin' too unkind about Trixie, but needless to say, she's a loofah.
tita = Loofah
Welp, I'll tell yas: Once day in JakeLuciano's outfit, coupla fellas were talkin and lookin' through an animation book. Some other stuff happened too, and I reckon it led back to a loofah.
crab = Loofah
Sharp one this'n. I wouldn't submurge this'n in full blown warm water fer too long.
Chekov = Loofah
Welp, unlike the loofahs of yore, this'n presents full loofah. Why? Ain't no one know.
Mademoiselle = Loofah
This one's got a string 'er two hangin'.
Kyubey (Morty) = Loofah
It's hard at a first glance tah see if this one even is a real loofah. I reckon we'll call him a moofah tah be safe.
RampagingFox = Loofah
Yer never gon' find this'n.
PoisonousJelly (Jono) = Loofah
I aint rightly know why, but he always reminded me of a loofah.
Dandy = Loofah
He was a loyal lil' loofah, so we just call 'im as such.
Def = Loofah
She reckoned she was a loofah, so we went ahead n' let 'er have the title.
iocaste = Loofah
I reckon this is the only one of 'em I consider a loofah in the simpl'st terms. He doesn't right scrub, but ain't no problem with me.
Toaly = Loofah
Welp, I reckon we call him a loofah in a joshin' type manner. He'll scrub a good one when threatened.
Frank_Sinatra = Loofah
Bit of a rough loofah, think with good time we can jump into that tale.
Maria (Anna) = Loofah
Yep'n. Thanks to ol' Trixie for remindin' an old man like me about this'n. Loofah.
Armorbearer = Loofah
He's a loofah, a loofah with a handle.
Revan = Loofah
This boy's gonna slip n' slide right out of yer hands if ya ain't careful. Does it for the ladies I did hear.
OrangeJuice- and Gravity = Loofah Loofahs
These two r' insepr'able. They're smushin and smashin' together. One we make in pink and the other n' yeller.
And that there will be the end of my discussin' of my wares. I might be a'missin a few but as pappy used to say "swolo".
Wanders off down the trail to find some customers.
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