Ranger arrives on-scene, dapper as ever. He whips out a dictionary, calmly flipping through the pages surrounded by security watching alleys and corners. He licks his finger as he flips a few more pages and pops his finger down somewhere about 15% through the total book.

Burgerhouse (verb)
/ˈbɜrɡərˌhaʊs/

1. In competitive or strategic settings, the act of missing an attack or failing to eliminate a perceived threat, then deliberately reducing their status, rank, or resources to render them defenseless or powerless.

2. (Slang, gaming, or informal conflict scenarios) To punish an opponent not by direct defeat but by systematically stripping them of their ability to retaliate.

"After missing the shot, he decided to burgerhouse his rival, dropping him to the lowest rank and leaving him unarmed."

It begs the question, what happens when this plan falls flat? I think we now have our answer.

The Reverse Burgerhouse.

Ranger flops a mass of pages over, flips forward and back a few times and slaps his hand on the top portion of page 670.

Reverse Burgerhouse (verb)
/rɪˈvɜrs ˈbɜrɡərˌhaʊs/

1. In competitive or strategic settings, the act of realizing mid-process that one is being systematically weakened or demoted after an opponent’s failed attack, then retaliating with a decisive and overwhelming counteroffensive.

2. (Slang, gaming, or informal conflict scenarios) To turn the tables on an opponent attempting to suppress or cripple you, using their own tactics against them in a dramatic comeback.

"They thought they had him under control, but he pulled off a reverse burgerhouse and wiped out half their crew before they knew what hit them."

One must follow through with a burgerhousing if they choose to burgerhouse. A burgerhouse is indeed something that must be carried out quickly, and with confidence. If you fail a burgerhousing, you must understand that there can and will be consequences. Particularly when you pick the wrong one to 'house, as it were.

We're here for the long haul, and we're not interested in taking bribes from your respective wallets. This is over. You had a good run.

R