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| The Bandits | Started by: RileyFreeman on Jun 27, '08 16:12 |
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ITotallyDidYourMum, you sir are a historian without peer. I can't believe that the first Godfather, versace was based in Chicago. He had it all, intellect, a snappy suit and a loyal family - especially those in the hitsquad. Pay attention to that Riley, you would be lucky to have such friends. It was shortly after the time of the first Godfather that a young Richard TeQ retired (for the first time) after a fued with PrinceOfCheese that resulted in the latter having his name changed to UncleNicky. You heard it here first. Riley, or rather Mr Freeman, you are following in the footsteps of kings. On the windy streets of Chicago, the mighty Mafio defeated Genalon. Raghnall went one on one with MorbidAngel and Ulysses first learned to dance. His tango, let me assure you, is enough to make Delores blush. Chicago, you have a great history and with Mr Freeman, nay Sir Freeman at the helm, I'm sure he'll sail you safely to the promised land and deliver it from the heathens. Amen. |
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| Reply by: AndSheLovedIt at Jul 24, '08 17:00 | |
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Aaaah AndSheLoveIt. You bring a tear to my eye by your remembrance of the name Delores. For was it not true that she, the woman of many admirers, was the first Godfather? I remember it like it was yesterday. Kade had killed Anita days before hand in the great war of Chicago. Anita had been RHM to Kade for many years and had gotten greedy. Fortunately the great and brave Kade shot her before she came too powerful and ruled the game for a year. It was then, that Delores struck. Having been raised in Fuckerish Mob Inc. Delores was well versed in the art of wacking. She was their finest recruit and someone they all ended up having some sort of relations with. She killed Kade easily with an attempt on a bodyguard that went wrong. Kade fell like an elephant and drifted softly down to the floor killing many women. Delores then became the first ever Godfather immediately after this. It was here she spawned Team Good Guy and rallied against the evildoers of the world. Delores was a fine leader of Chicago and one i'm sure Riley will be attempting to live up to during his time as leader of The Bandits. I only hope you do what you promised to do. "I promise to work as hard as Delores." - RileyFreeman 1922-? |
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| Reply by: ITotallyDidYourMum at Jul 24, '08 17:13 | |
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ITotallyDidYourMum is spot on Riley and I'm sure we can all here the wedding bells for the Delores-Freeman union. If you are that lucky. Promises and promise itself are tough to live up to. No-one knows that better than your old mentor Agent-X. Probably universally accepted as the hottest thing from Africa, especially with his smash hit "Straight out of Niger". But what happened to the first ever African Godfather? He turned on his suppliers and they wouldn't fund his IRC family anymore. It was with great sadness to the MafiaReturns community that Agent-X was taken away from us by Ellis. The man who everyone knows died in the infamous "cash for honours" scandal of modern Britain after sleeping with Bill Clinton. Chicago had been on it's knees, desperate for a hero of the night and like Christian Bale, Riley is here to let us all start feeling again. I can feel your talents Riley, like DickGozinya giving a Made Man ceremony. Your time is now and I know it is hard but don't get off to a rocky start locked away in your HQ, follow Giorgio's lead and speak to the community. Only then can you share his image as one of the more gifted orators of our time. "WHY THAT" tiggy Jones (1919 - Present) |
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| Reply by: AndSheLovedIt at Jul 24, '08 17:25 | |
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| Reply by: AndSheLovedIt at Jul 24, '08 17:26 | |
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I can only hope that RileyFreeman will live up to the standards set by these mafia greats. We all remember Rileys bloodlines last stint in charge of Chicago. His great great great great grandfather DiscoDuck. Loved by few, reviled by many and ultimately betrayed by ___ who was a Don at the time (later to be killed by SamTheAmericanEagle from Earner) DiscoDuckFreeman was a vicious tyrant. We can only hope this incarnation of the Freeman family has learnt to be more democratic in their actions. I remember the first Godfather of these six cities (or seven cities as they were back then, Tulsa being removed for being too powerful) George claiming that "To be a Mafia great one must have the iron will of Thatcher, the backbone of Stalin, and the moustache of Ghandi.". Lets just hope you don't have the eyes of David Blunkett and the legs of Franklin D Roosevelt. "In God we trust, but in Science we believe." - Pope John Paul II |
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| Reply by: ITotallyDidYourMum at Jul 24, '08 17:51 | |
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