It's all gas, no brakes at Duck's Bill HQ.

I see what you did there, Quackers. But mashing the fart button at your radio station doesn’t count as a show, or at least not the kind of show people want to listen to. It’s all gas, or YOU’RE all gas?

As Simon mentioned, my bloodline knows quite a bit about what makes for a good read, and my future bloodline will continue to criticize your garbage masquerading as journalism.

Is that right, Stetson? What exactly is it about your bloodline that gives you such expertise? I can't say I am really familiar. 

Unfortunately, that element of my new radio show was passed down from the late FatherMacklePenny, whose low-brow taste I will need to slowly wean out of the program over time. He was a strange, crude man. Nonetheless, you should be addressing these concerns to his corpse, not me.