You smell that?

That ain’t just your average alleyway stench. That’s not last week’s cannoli wrappers or a body left a little too long in the trunk. No—this is systemic rot. TrashTruck’s been rolling through the streets, and lemme tell you… something reeks. And it ain’t just the dumpsters.

At first, I thought City Hall were on strike. Garbage piling up on every street corner, the gutters overflowing with decay. But no—this runs deeper.

The trash didn’t get forgotten.
The trash got promoted.

The filth? It’s in power now. It's wearing suits, pulling strings, whispering from the shadows like greasy rats in custom pinstripes. Every corner of our six cities is controlled by rot masquerading as leadership. We're not talking Wiseguys—we're talking Wise-Styes. Oozing pustules of ego and corruption stuffed into fedoras and calling it authority.

People are collapsing before they even get their button. Barely Wiseguy and already dropping dead—not from bullets, but from the suffocating stench of the scum in charge.

And where the hell is City Hall? Hiding. Washing their hands with perfume while the streets drown in sludge. They see the problem. They are the problem. Silent. Complicit. Cowards.

It’s clear now:
This ain’t just about cleaning up the streets.
This is a full-blown sanitation emergency.

But it’s gonna take more than just one TrashTruck to fix this.
We need a convoy. A movement. An uprising of garbage collectors, street sweepers, and mafia janitors ready to haul this festering heap to the incinerator where it belongs.

So listen close:
If you're sick of breathing in lies and rot, if you're tired of watching real players get choked out by the stink of sellouts and sycophants—grab a bin bag, climb aboard, and let’s take this cleanup city by city.

Because Trash ain’t just something to throw away anymore.
It’s wearing crowns.
And it’s time we took out the trash.

— TrashTruck, still rolling... and gagging.

TrashTruck rolls up to where this announcement was made. It appears to be a ghost town. But as we all know looks are deceiving. Plenty of legit responses in coffee houses across the lands. The dead responded. Cheers to all who responded!

This was a trap and one response fell right into my trap. I was looking and hoping for this undisclosed response. Stay tuned. 

This was a trap and one response fell right into my trap. I was looking and hoping for this undisclosed response. Stay tuned. 

Haha, SimonTheSwanHunter, you idiot. I knew you'd fall for it.