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| The Academy In Chicago | Started by: Mahoney on Jun 28, '08 17:20 |
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Manhoney walks out of his favorite pub and onto the street Kicks over a soap box and grabs a Megaphone out of the hands of a traffic cop Ahoy hoy, just got back from a drinking err.. *Cough* Business trip.. The current leaders of Chicago have been hard at work and are moving forward nicely, I have some catching up to do but of course I am up for the challenge. Many of you may know of my family lineage and some of you wont. My family has been around the 6 cities for quite some time most recently, My Father ran a family in NY but, he was a Jerk. Anyway... I'm here today to talk about Chicago. Of course the Business district is of a major importance I have plans for Construction zoning and a exceptional business is already in the works. I am a big believer in family values and respect I look for good people with that I can talk with on a daily basis. I'm sure you have heard enough of my rambling for now and I have many things to catch up on. Feel free to contact me with any questions. Mahoney walks over to the buss stop and digs into his pocket for change Ah screw it, Walks out onto the street blocks a cars path and after pulling out an old lady from the drivers seat, speeds away |
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| Congratulations Mahoney, it is good to have you here with us and the best of luck to you | |
| Reply by: Alessia at Jun 28, '08 17:31 | |
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wakes up hungover in the bushes. Hmmm I feel like I forgot to do something this weekend |
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| Reply by: Falzone at Jun 28, '08 18:15 | |
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Yea you were supposed to write a thread while i was away on my Drinki.. Business.. Business! trip. Pulls a pen and pad out of his Pocket All I could come up with was this garbage. Now that I have recovered from the hang over.. *Cough* Jet lag! Hello everyone, as you can see I have set up shop here in good old Chicago. I like it here, I think I shall stay. Why you might ask..... simple. My family has been around a long long time, and since I was a tiny tiny embryo my father instilled the values, and the morals to be great in this thing we call our life. My father was CL, and so were many of my ancestors. The memories of what they have accomplished fills me with a sense of pride, of the great men they were. So I have decided to pass along this knowledge. As some of you may know I lost the ability to have kids due to a freak accident with a woman with enormous thighs. Now that I can no longer pass on the knowledge that has been passed to me to my flesh and blood. I have decided to do the next best thing. I am setting up a family to teach, and pass on what it means to be a great mafioso. Thats right I am setting up a academy of sorts. One where the future generations will be valuable assets to world. Oh and of course to gain power and money, and bring peace to Chicago. After all I am a mafioso. Please ask all the questions you want, myself and my RHM Falzone will be happy to answer. That Is If Falzone ever drags his ass out of bushes. He spilled a beer while he was in there and though the grass was half cut. |
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| Reply by: Mahoney at Jun 28, '08 18:28 | |
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| hic.... why you son of a bitch...hic... you spilled it | |
| Reply by: Falzone at Jun 28, '08 18:35 | |
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Nice exit on the first post. Good luck to you, Mahoney. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Corleone at Jun 28, '08 22:19 | |
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