Has he now? Sorry, I am not up to date with your quarrels I just happened to come across this one. Also who said it was a joke?

Simon wears diapers and somehow is still better than you, being the top VIP poster and all that? Wowie, you need to up your game.

They make very good training pads for dogs.

Clearly you are in the wrong business, Quackers. Dogs and dog owners everywhere give you thanks. Keep on producing, man!

I know this wasn't you, SimonTheSwanHunter, because 150k is far too paltry of a sum to have come from a recent 100m lottery winner. But I can think of a struggling, lugubrious Wise Guy from LA who fits the bill. I won't say who but if you know you know. And I know. You know. We all know. It's a shame this anonymous heckler has resorted to these kinds of tactics but what can you expect from a man with such limited resources in contrast to such an enormous amount of rage and hatred for an innocent newspaper publisher who's only ever tried to keep the public informed. 

As I have told you in mail as well, I draw the line at violence as well as paying for a hit so don’t look at me. Your friend Waffle asked me about wacking you or at least arranging it, but I told him NO.

We as readers ought to make an announcement with testimonials about your papers as doggie pads.

I wish you would, Shane_Stetson! Maybe if you say it ten more times it might finally be funny. The publishing of a testimonial might also bring you one step closer to having any experience whatsoever in Mafia Media, so the next time you come out here you might finally sound that little bit closer to knowing what you're talking about. It's a tough business. I'm not sure you're cut out for it, but I hope you try. It might give you a sense of perspective, at the very least.

Also, to clarify, Waffles is not my friend. He is a rival. And you repeatedly throwing him under the bus for something you clearly committed is a very slimy move, Stetson. Waffles can barely afford to publish another issue, let alone waste 150k on pointless hits.