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Did JD Vance Kill The Pope? Started by: QuackersFeatherbeak on Apr 21, '25 09:36

The Pope meets JD Vance. Less than 48 hours later, he is dead. Did JD Vance kill the Pope? Was it his smug and deeply unlikeable attitude? Did The Pope pull his own plug rather than have to live with the memory of JD Vance's stupid pillow-face? Discuss. RIP The Pope.

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Ofcouse the lizard man killed the Pope.

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He got a stroke when dreaming about how bad America is ruled by jerks.
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The timeline is suspicious, no doubt. But we need to consider the Vatican's history of cover-ups. Could this be a distraction? Are they trying to hide the fact that the Pope was actually replaced by a robot controlled by Big Pillow? We need to follow the money, people!

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I thought it was a mafia hit because he did not pay up on that loan he got for the electric Mercedes Benz Pope mobile he was parading around in long after the brief meeting he had with JD Vance. 

Or it could have been he was not in the best of health at age 88. 

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Taking in to account below list of Pope kills:

* Pope John VIII (872-882): Poisoned, then beaten to death.
* Pope Stephen V (VI) (896-897): Strangled.
* Pope Leo V (903): Murdered after imprisonment.
* Pope John X (914-928): Suffocated or murdered in prison.
* Pope John XII (955-964): Possibly murdered by a jealous husband (other accounts suggest a stroke).
* Pope Benedict VI (973-974): Strangled.
* Pope John XIV (983-984): Likely died of starvation or mistreatment in prison.

and failed shot attempt on John Paul 2,
it's kinda possible that last pope was killed due to his poor health and unability to govern anymore.

Bur I wonder was he killed or was this euthanasy with his permission?
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Of course JD Vance killed the Pope, it is in the name Just killed DaPope Vance. Open your eyes, don't trust the big government or the banking empire of Vatican.
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