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Red wipes the sweat from his brow before making his way to a soapbox on the corner, with a slight smile on his face. Today was the grand opening of a new business of his, and he was rather excited. Clearing his throat he speaks up.
Welcome one and all! Thanks for taking the time to come out to your local corner and listen to this old man ramble.
Red pauses for a moment to light a cigarette before continuing.
I'd like to make you all aware of my latest entrepreneurial escapades. The Business Districts in my opinion, have been lacking. It has started to pick up in the past couple of weeks, but it certainly is not up to par with my expectations, not that they matter to many, if any.
Red clears his throat.
In part thanks to GodMother Clarity, I've decided to try and open a business in every city we're occupied in across this country. Currently I have a pawn shop in New Orleans, though I have yet to tend to it. In the upcoming hours I shall make sure to do that, and any of you that have a need to buy things that you wouldn't normally be able to in a regular store, I urge you to visit.
Erstwhile, in New York, my pub is running quite smoothly. If you're in New York and looking for a relaxed, laid back, yet classy place to kick back and suck down a few brews, this is the place! Our restaurant also runs around the clock, and our chefs are very accommodating, even if your food choice isn't on the menu. So long as we've got the ingredients, you'll have your meal!
Across the country in Los Angeles, I just today opened a place specializing in all types of chicken! Our chickens are grown locally and slaughtered in house, to guarantee complete freshness! In the back, we've a fine selection of women, whom, when paid properly... Red mumbles. Well, I think you all know where that one goes.
Flicking his cigarette butt to the ground, Red cracks his knuckles as he continues.
As a special offer, to first time customers in my pub, or restaurant, the first meal/drink is on the house! Moving on however, I am looking for an assistant or two to... what else, assist me! I am unfortunately not a God, and therefore unable to be at all of these places at once. The job includes free food and beverage, including alcoholic, at any of my establishments at any time.
The duties are as follows: To tend to the customers and keep the place(s) swept, mopped, and otherwise worthy of serving people in.
The pay is as follows: $25,000 for each customer you tend to while I am away, no limit. Serve ten drinks in New York and then happen to be in LA, where you might sell four chicken dinners? $350,000 in your pocket!
Applicants must be able to speak proper English, make mixed drinks, run a grill, and be a people person! Please apply directly to me via Mob Mail, and I shall announce those who will be working for me here as soon as I have chosen. |
