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| Lock 'em Up - A New Business Firm | Started by: Batista on Jun 30, '08 07:31 |
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Batista walks up to the crowd. To his right he finds a box to stand on while he speaks to the loud, overcrowded mob. Ladies and Gents I come to you to propose the new business Lock 'em Up. We are a happy new firm based in the beautiful city of Los Angeles for the time being. Our main purpose coming to these streets is to introduce a new luxury in the life of La Cosa Nostra, Crackdowns. We will be providing a service which will in return, fill up any local jail for a small fee. There will also be discounts available for mass purchases. The following is our pricing promotions: 1 Crackdown - $125,000 5 Crackdowns - $575,000 10 Crackdowns - $1,100,000 We will be selling them individually but for every 5 crackdowns you buy with us, you get 1 for 1/3 of the original price. 5 crackdowns would usually cost $625,000 but with our promotion you can buy 5 and get one for $25,000! We not only just sell them by the bundle but we will be remembering your previos purchases so on your next purchase, you will be receiving the next crackdown for $25,000! ***DISCLAIMER*** When the time comes to purchase a Crackdown from the Firm, we will need the provided before it is actually set up. 1) The cash prior to the actually crackdown 2) Location of the crackdown (Philly, New York, Las Vegas, Chicago, Los Angeles, New Orleans) 3) A time of when you would like the crackdown Note that if a jail is going on at the time of when you want your crackdown, it will roll over into the previous one. We only fill the jail. We do NOT watch them. At anytime your bloodline is shot and killed, your name will be marked off our previous customers list. We cannot keep track of bloodlines and such. ***END OF DISCLAIMER*** I am currently the only representative of the Firm right now until my colleuge comes forth. Have a nice day and I hope to be seeing some of you soon! |
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"new luxury in the life of La Cosa Nostra" I don't think ratting out your own people in a city and getting them locked up is actually part of the life of a LCN member. Nor would I call it luxury, except for the people working in this... "business". The rest will be losing cash, not making it, even if they gain something for it it doesn't mean they'll actually achieve what they wanted (CL promotes when they feel like the member earned it, not because the button is there. Or at least should), making money is one of the main things in LCN, here you're asking them to give it to you when they can easily donate it to their Bosses. But, it's a great business opportunity for a young Mafioso like yourself. Nice speech Batista, hope your business prospers. |
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| Reply by: Valiant_Luciano at Jun 30, '08 08:16 | |
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I respect your words Valiant. I really do. "making money is one of the main things in LCN, here you're asking them to give it to you when they can easily donate it to their Bosses." As I'm working a business, I expect to get paid. I mean do you not pay your lawncare guy when he comes around? Do you not pay for your kid to go to college? They could donate it to there Boss but they have/need luxuries too. And about that, luxury was a bad word to use. I'll change it to necessity as it is needed to move up in the ranks of LCN. I know what you mean and I'm not trying to start a debate or prove you wrong in anyway. I have a business and I expect people to come. What city are you in? Perhaps I can throw a free one your way. |
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| Reply by: Batista at Jun 30, '08 08:58 | |
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No worries about me, Batista. If you'd like though, since I know the Mayor in New Orleans, I'll have him crackdown on crime in New Orleans, just for you young man, join us if you wish. Being the Mayor of Philly... I forgot to mention that did I? My opponent went swimming and never returned so I'm officially the newly elected Mayor in Philadelphia, the Fuckerish Party won.... yay? Valiant reminds himself to crackdown on crime in Philly to make Iris shiver with fear for the new Mayor. Anyways, it has its perks. And one of them I'm about to share with you dear friend. I'd love to debate, but I'm getting old and tired here while we talk, let's have fun shall we? Valiant smiles and pats Batista on the back. |
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| Reply by: Valiant_Luciano at Jun 30, '08 09:21 | |
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My bloodline remembers the Fuckerish Party. They always won. Shakes Valiant's hand in gesture of the suggestion. Let the fun begin. |
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| Reply by: Batista at Jun 30, '08 11:18 | |
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| Count me in Batista. I'm always there for family. | |
| Reply by: Mac_Morrelli at Jun 30, '08 23:16 | |
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