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| Club Tropicana! | Started by: Rizzle_Kicks on Mar 21, '12 00:45 |
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Rizzle Kicks himself up onto a post bin beside a lamp post to address the masses.
Ladies!! Gentlemen! Lend me your ears! And some quarters!
One or two passers by stopped to listen.
Are you tired of hoarding all that money? Saving it up for a rainy day? Blowing it on girls of the night and the posh stuff? Then squander it no more! Here in Philly we are proud to announce that we have oppened a Casino! Exciting stuff I can tell you! No more will you stay up at night worrying about where to piss away your hard earned cash! We have the answer. Its here in Philly! Weve got some pretty average looking bartenders and some decidedly dodger dealers running the blackjack tables so if your in the frame of mind to throw some cash our way, make it down to us!
The passers by in the streets had been captivated! They were all searching their pockets for loose change and tickets to Philly so Rizzle hops back down off his make-do stage runs back to the bank to start counting these suckers money! |
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Beetle was passing by when she hears Rizzle_Kick's announcement.
"Oh! A casino!" Beetle was delighted to hear that.
Meanwhile, She spotted some absent minded people who were dazzled on hearing about the opening of a new casino. Slowly and silently she proceeded towards them and upon finding an opening, she swiped their pockets empty.
"Heh! These will come in handy!" She sniggered while putting that cash in her purse. Next she headed off to home to get all dressed up for trying her luck in some blackjack and roulette. |
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| Reply by: VenomousBlackBeetle at Mar 21, '12 08:04 | |
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Serj staggering through Philly today overhears the announcement made by Rizzle_Kicks. Taking another swig from his flask he listens closely. |
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| Reply by: Serj_Criminasi at Mar 21, '12 16:34 | |
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Mafiaking shakes his head and mumbles to himself
now its not safe to travel home as i am addicted to the casino's.
great news though glad to hear there's a casino at home now |
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| Reply by: Mafia-King at Mar 21, '12 20:46 | |
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Upon hearing the announcement of Philly opening a casino, Nicola runs to the bank and promptly withdraws all her money. As she runs through the town, occasionally dropping the odd dollar, it has been rumoured she was heard shouting
YAY! Goodbye, money, it was nice knowing you!
When she finally reached the casino, she was reported to have gone missing for 36 hours, and was next spotted looking exhausted with a significantly emptier purse, seeking pickpocketing victims in an attempt to rebuild her fortunes. |
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| Reply by: Nicola at Mar 22, '12 18:33 | |
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Team Red stops and pickes up the word "casino".
'oh, gawd...I can feal my adiction in every heartbeat at this very moment' he said. and sumbles off.. |
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| Reply by: Team_Red at Mar 23, '12 19:50 | |
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