Melvin walks down a busy Manhattan street, Tommy gun in hand, and sees a rival faction hanging out on a corner talking business. They, of course, did not see Melvin coming, otherwise they would have fled back to their respective HQs to hide and soil themselves.  Melvin does not give them a chance to run as he opens fire on them and kills them all. The crowded streets run red with blood as Melvin kills all of the witnesses. The Mayor of New York observes the shooting from across the street and turns his back pretending not to see anything, as he is on Melvin's payroll. Melvin kills him too. The local shops and bistros that line the once-busy streets turn their 'Open' signs around to read 'Closed' as they throw all their money out on the streets. This is for protection. Melvin collect the money from the ground and proceeds down the street to kill more people and collect more protection money. The End.

You sound like much the murderer, that surely can't be good for business can it!? Killing the Mayor of New York!? You'll have more heat on you than cheese on toast my friend. I'd calm the killing down a bit if I were you, maybe concentrate on some more of the inconspicuous crimes.

Sammy slowly walks backwards, hoping Melvin doesn't kill him too

When you have as many government officials in your back pocket as I do you can kill as many Mayors as you want without consequence. Clearly I am still walking the streets, unarrested and a free man, so there's your proof Mr. Garcini. I am what is known as in Mafia circles as an Untouchable, sir.

Nobody is untouchable. Even the Godfathers of our cities aren't untouchable. Take the late Roman and Premeir. They are the closest people I'd have considered to being untouchable, and they were overthrown by the very people they protected. Nobody is untouchable, there is always a risk from somewhere, and a threat will always arise from somewhere, at some point.

While Jordan talked to a few members in her headquarters she heard gun shots outside. The organized crime boss went to a window and opened it. The stench of blood filled the air and screams were heard from every borough in the great city of New York.

“The mayor is dead!” A frantic woman screamed as she ran down to the street.

“Another day in paradise.” Jordan commented grimly and closed the window. With her eyes still on the chaos outside she wondered if Xiphos knew anything about the bloodshed.

The gorgeous Don went to her desk, picked up the phone and dialed her best friend’s number. When a woman answered Jordan rolled her eyes and said, “Is Xiphos there?” The woman on the other end mumbled something barely heard over the gun shots outside. “Yeah, I bet he’s busy with you there.” Jordan said and added, “Tell him to call Jordan when he’s done with you or you’re done with him, whatever the hell’s going on there.”

Someone call the cops this dude shot the mayor if it were in my city this fool would be dropped

Well it's a true story nonetheless, Sammy. All I can do is share my experiences with my fellow mobsters in as honest a fashion as possible. What they choose to do with it from there is up to them. Indeed, a Mafioso less skilled than myself may have stepped away from a similar scenario and met a different fate. Maybe not step away from it at all. I on the other hand can pull off such a stunt without consequence. In broad daylight, might I add too. Not really sure what else I can say.

junior, with one phone call I could make the Mayor of your city mow my lawn and the lawn of every DT crewleader in your city. I'll have him mow every Detroit mobster's lawn from Don to Gangster as a token of good will for no other reason than because I'm a nice guy. Everyone's lawn but yours, that is, for calling me a fool. You can mow your own fucking lawn.

WhereWasI falls down laughing,

And people thought my ideas were crazy. 

WhereWasI sees a car without hubcaps and realizes the monkeys are all around him.

You're not catching me this night PoisonousJelly, you promised me a window for my cage and I'm yet to see any windows!

WhereWasI sprints down the block banana in hand ready for any hubcap stealing monkey attacks.

Am i the only one that hopes the cops throw this guys ass in Jail, im sick of this shit Melvin thinks hes a godfather or some shit man

Waiting for Xiphos to call her back Jordan overheard yelling outside for the cops. The gorgeous Don opened the window again and looked down on the street.

“Hey Kid, we don’t get the cops involved around here. We handle our own problems. Welcome to the mafia. Have a nice day.”  

Junior yells for the cops, im a law abiding citizen who wants the heat off him and on you oh shit son

here goes 5-0

Clarity walks up and looks over at juniordossantos. She then looks at the cops and watches them get back in their car and drive off.

"Look here, boy. I run this city and no body will be calling the cops on anyone from my town!"

"So hop on the next train out of here or else I'll have them arresting you!"

She cracked her neck and then eyed the kid before her. Giving him a few seconds to choose his fate.

Thank you Jordan. You are a gorgeous Don indeed. And you can expect your lawn to be emaculately mowed as well as soon as NY elects itself a new mayor

Melvin pauses to think

Ah heck. Free lawn mowings for everybody!

Melvin gets on the phone and starts calling mayors across the cities and instructs them to mow lawns

Technical thinks for a bit about how it would be nice to have his lawn mowed. He took this generous offer in mind and spoke to Melvin.

I would love for my lawn to get mowed. But I dont believe you own the Mayor of Detroit. He can't hear anyone. He is deaf.

Leo steps forward

Tell me about it, he wouldn't hear a bomb going off!

thanks for putting the clown in his place Technical i was about to knock his block off

"Isn't that why he uses Morse code? We talk daily using that!"

Clarity nodded.

Junior, I'm yet to see how Technical "put that clown in his place" when all he did was mention that the mayor of Detroit, a city completely different from New York, was deaf. Honestly, the only clown I see here is you. The city of New York will get along fabulously without a mayor.

As for "knocking Melvin's block" or whatever it is you kids say these days, you have a problem, you can take it up with me. I would absolutely love for you to try to knock my block. Would make my week, if we're being honest here.

Ah shit im sorry if i offended ya'll, if you were my same rank though it would be a different story.  Would i knock your block off? Yes i would.  Even so, ya'll haters.  Sorry again