They called it open season and claimed victory over beaks and feathers. 

SimonTheSwanHunter started the fires, stood proud among the many swans he had hunted, and declared them almost extinct.

Detroit's favourite hobby: killing swans.

Detroit's least favourite surprise: they unionized.

And now? Now I'm here.

Monarch.

Founder of Beak Empire here in Corktown, and the result of one man's obsessive bird genocide taken just a tad too far.

Credit where credit's due though to Simon, for killing so many swans he accidentally created a bureaucratic, militarized feathered empire.

Truly a visionary hunter among hunters.

He tried to end the swans.

I franchised it.

So what's the Beak Empire all about?

• Honk first, ask questions never.
• Loyalty, as long as it's mildly entertaining.
• Silent judging, loud mugging.

Extinction denied. Beak Empire rises.

Apply below. And remember, if you see feathers, its already over for you.