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| Detroit is a Disgrace | Started by: TonyMcCarroll on Jul 14, '25 16:14 |
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The secret to any successful - note, I said SUCCESSFUL - city is cohesion. So, what we have, in the city I belong to, is a rock solid commitment to MUG.
You get your pocket picked, you MUG! You don't ask questions, you don't stop to read SIOT, you don't get on a plane and fly somewhere else every four hours (for some reason) and you don't visit your local stadium for a hotdog. You MUG!
So, why on earth did my supposed 4th in command of my crew (TFS) not mug me when I picked his pocket?
You will need to ask them! I'm quite disillusioned with my city. It's a city of dogs |
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The vibes out of Detroit are increasingly worrying. The Duckhouse is out of control. You've gone completely quackers. It's only a matter of time until Simon and his fowl hating friends are dealth. Is there any Ligambi Crime Family survivors kicking about that we can install in Detroit instead? It's time we had some proper leadership in this city. |
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| Reply by: EIkmilk at Jul 14, '25 16:41 | |
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Hi there TonyMcCarrol. Nice to see you out here. Wasn’t sure you used that mouth anywhere else but the 12th Street Public Toilets. Good on you. You are very much right. We are a must mug city. Something it seems we need to crack down on harder going forward. Peeps seem to be slacking not pulling their weight. It’s almost as people like seeing TheFatController getting punished daily with a 100% tax on everything. As to my own failure there’s plenty of excuses that could be made. Forgotten glasses, which I don’t need, or even too busy too care, which I wasn’t. The truth of the matter is that I took pity on you. Seeing your scrawny figure finally leave the bathroom stall on 12th street with those happy puppy dog eyes looking at the small stack of dollar bills I just stopped mid punch. You’re entire aura screams your not long for this world so I thought I would just let you keep the coins and enjoy whatever little time you have left. It’s the survival of the fittest around these streets and, well, you’re not one of them. Anyway thanks for the chat. Now kindly go back to using that mouth for something you’re actually good at! |
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| Reply by: TFS at Jul 14, '25 17:21 | |
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TonyMcCarroll “other than your average drumming, This is the perfect example as to why I left you out of our group reunion. You are a whinny bitch and like we did many years ago, Detroit should fire you right now for your sniffling baby cry and betrayal to the name of Mug City….. sure you have people like twigs taking payday twice a day and then handing it over to me Jul 14, 15:26:04 You PICKPOCKETED! twigs. You took $15,000 , but the community inside the 12th street toilets has a sense of camaraderie.” “You shouldn’t blame tfs they are too busy delivering the Swan Geezers testosterone replacement therapy and stroking his ego every 40 minutes to participate in any sort of muggings, exhibit A Jul 14, 16:29:13 You tried to PICKPOCKET! TFS. All still with my 1m intact in my back pocket” |
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| Reply by: LiamGallagher at Jul 14, '25 18:10 | |
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| No point in mugging when someone is so bad at what they’re doing they’re not even close to succeeding. Also sources tell me you fled tail between your legs out of the fine city of Detroit for being bullied too hard. Be sure to come back soon, better prepped and with actual skills! We’ll be waiting. | |
| Reply by: TFS at Jul 14, '25 18:37 | |
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