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| The Swan Geezer provides a payday for NY | Started by: LiamGallagher on Jul 15, '25 22:12 |
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Just got back from Detroit, the Place was a shit hole, ugly munters and low life goombas just asking to be lightened of their wallets. I Managed to pickpocket twelve of the daft geezers without so much as a scratch on me beautiful face. Just when I thought the city couldn’t roll out the red carpet any smoother, along flies over the wide mouthed mug called @SimoneTheSwanHunter , supposedly taking a well earned break from whipping TheFatController on the hour every hour. The Swan Geezer demonstrates some poor judgment to barge in during one of my more delicate groupie sessions. So I gave him the ol' Mancunian handshake… five knuckles wrapped in attitude. There he layed in a pool of his own piss and blood, making the odd air bubble in his leaking excrements….. Left him wishing he’d stuck to bullying flightless birds. Now, to be fair, I’d heard the Swan Geezer was meant to be a proper generous fella, rumor is he dishes out payday twice a day like he's running some kind of Willy Wonka payroll factory. And to be honest, after I knocked his last remaining tooth out, he showed a bit of that famed generosity. Handed me 150 grand on the spot. On behalf of NY, we thank you for your donation. You caught up with SimonTheSwanHunter, beat them within an inch of their life, and took $154,050 |
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Easy money right there, may head over myself one of these days, just need to top up on disinfectant before hand because you're right, it's a shit hole. Did the Swan fella learn his lesson? |
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| Reply by: TonyTheTailor at Jul 16, '25 04:32 | |
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TonyTheTailor this is where you need to know the history of Mug city… these people are not normal, just look at UglyInbredGeorge An average bloke would shudder at the thought of having their teeth kicked out….. not the occupants of mug city! These people live for the beatings, they wear it like a badge of honour, just like Fanta wearing excrements after a visit to the 12 street toilets. So to answer your question Tony, I highly doubt it! |
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| Reply by: LiamGallagher at Jul 16, '25 06:50 | |
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Fanta hears Liam talking nerd stuff ass as usual. What can you even expect from someone from a city filled with so many nerds that it has to regularly export it nerds to hang around in other cities to bring down the nerdiness of the nerd town that is new york. But he got one thing right Fata does have something on his face. Albeit it was not some excrement as Liam thought. It was the wad of cash Fanta was running around with holding even in his mouth. Why in his mouth you ask? Cos his hands were full of cash, his pockets, full of cash too, even his underwear was full of cash. but where does all that come from. Well that's for me to know and for oyu to find out. Come to DT everyone and find out for yourselves. Find out how we make our money and how we treat the scum of the earths that is the nerds. |
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| Reply by: Fanta at Jul 16, '25 06:56 | |
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I've never been touched up quite as much as my last visit to Detroit. There's a lot to be said about a group of individuals who are willing to trade their teeth for the spare change from my pocket. |
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| Reply by: TinyTim at Jul 16, '25 07:10 | |
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Liam, my sweet sweet boy. It’s time for the public to be told a very important truth. You don’t want them to know, but I’m spilling the beans. Shit covered beans all over your knock off shoes. You lip sing. You know it, I know it, and now the entire world knows it. So instead of taking shots at SimonTheSwanHunter, you should be taking singing lessons. You no talent having Swanlover. |
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| Reply by: SlimRagnarok at Jul 16, '25 13:15 | |
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Suppose SlimRagnarok thought he’d make a name for himself tonight. Poor lad didn’t notice his pockets were already empty til he went fumbling for mine and got swatted away. That’s Cork Town for you, full of big talk and slow hands. LiamGallagher weren’t wrong. |
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| Reply by: TonyTheTailor at Jul 16, '25 22:19 | |
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I turn my back for 5 minutes and this is what I come back to. Swirly-blooded dorks like TonyTheTailor and 101 stealth nerds like LiamGallagher crowing themselves horse in the Streets because they managed to take a measly $154,000 from me after I lift their purse out of their bum bag without missing a beat. Big fucking deal. You and Simone can shove it right up your arse as far as I'm concerned. I've had my head rocked more times than a nursery cradle, son; this means nothing to me. Barely even remember it happening. Or what day of the week it is come to think of it, but you know what I do remember? Winning $107,000,000 on the lottery and towering at the top of the VIP list like a credit-laden colossus. You probably don't understand the depths of my wealth, being a little Jimmy Jealouslegs as a lowly #3 VIP. I've got so much money I could give you $154,000 for every word of this dumb speech, even the bit you garbled in your too-many-toothed fat mouth about SimoneTheSwanHunter, and still be so rich that I could pile up all my millions and make a fort out of them, call it Jerome's Marauders, and be running a more impressive HQ than TomJoad before dinnertime. |
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| Reply by: SimonTheSwanHunter at Jul 17, '25 11:55 | |
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Swan Geezer, proper hilarious you rockin up like some pound shop Gatsby, flappin your gob about the lottery like it makes you taller or somethin. I hadn’t clocked how pocket sized you were till you started climbing that stack of cash just to look me in the eye. Must be exhausting lugging round all that bitterness, I know life hasn’t been kind and made you vertically challenged. It’s no wonder you’ve got it in for swans, jealous they glide through life while you’re squawkin like a caffeinated pigeon. Take a seat, breathe deep, and maybe next time bring a yellow pages or two, so rather than steal from my back pocket you could stand on them reach the jacket pocket, it’s where I keep the good stuff. |
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| Reply by: LiamGallagher at Jul 21, '25 09:20 | |
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For a four day comeback, I honestly expected better. I'll check back in on Friday to see if you've managed to cook up anything else. |
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| Reply by: SimonTheSwanHunter at Jul 21, '25 09:29 | |
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