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| Chicago Bachelors Auction | Started by: Alessia on Jul 07, '08 11:35 |
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"Just a note to the bidders: SpiderPig has several sexually transmitted diseases, facial worts, a hump and looks like his face has been used as a battering ram, to summarise, he is as ugly as I am good looking. The rest are all OK, though I would encourage caution to those bidding for Czar, he's likes to sing, and by sing, I mean shout the lyrics to bad songs." |
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| Reply by: Rhuarc at Jul 10, '08 13:38 | |
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| Whoo hold on there mate, I did apply and was one of the first. But I am not on the list ?? | |
| Reply by: Medic at Jul 10, '08 13:40 | |
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| "Sorry Medic, I told the eight legged swine you wouldn't fetch any cash, if you prove me wrong, I'm sure you can go back on the list." | |
| Reply by: Rhuarc at Jul 10, '08 13:50 | |
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My apologies, Medic, and thank you for reminding me. As Alessia is reminded of on a daily basis, my organizational skills are lacking. She finds it frustrating to have to dig through months upon months of old papers, half-finished books, and soaked panties sent in my fan mail in order to find what she needs. Consider yourself added to the Master List. And Rhuarc, if you care to put your money where your mouth is, let's see you step up to the auction block. |
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| Reply by: SpiderPig at Jul 10, '08 13:53 | |
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| Well I am not as well connected as I use to be so that is ok I guess. | |
| Reply by: Medic at Jul 10, '08 13:54 | |
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| So now I am wondering who is in charge of this thingy. | |
| Reply by: Medic at Jul 10, '08 13:55 | |
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That would be me. Alessia made the initial announcement, as Chicago is her city, but I will be operating the auction. On a semi-related note, anyone interested in serving as an auctioneer can also contact me. We'll use a few of them, and it's always a good time. |
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| Reply by: SpiderPig at Jul 10, '08 13:57 | |
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Count me in too. If loneliness is eating away at you like a cancer, I can be your chemo therapy of love, only without the weird side effects. |
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| Reply by: Jayne_Cobb at Jul 10, '08 16:01 | |
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Looks around nervously No one told me we had to report sexually transmitted diseases! |
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| Reply by: Czar at Jul 10, '08 17:38 | |
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Jayne shoots Czar a puzzled look "Look, I'm speaking metaphorically, okay man?" Jayne straightens his jacket and clears his throat "What I'm saying is, my love can heal a woman. I'm like a chiropractor, but not as creepy and addictive," |
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| Reply by: Jayne_Cobb at Jul 10, '08 18:26 | |
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Walking out of the crowd a sharply dressed man steps up on the stage and moves toward the group of hopeful men waiting to be sold and grins "Now ladies, don't be at all shy, there is a long list here and I know that not all of you can be attached, I see some at least are worth some money." Montiego skims the group quickly looking away from SpiderPig "Ok, well, most anyway, but still, I'm sure every one of these guys here could show you at least one decent night, and who knows." Montiego looks around again "Ahh, hell with it, I'm in too, this place needs the pickup, whoever wants a fun night take a bid, my charger's waiting around the corner, and I got some spare cash, decent place to eat...o, and by the way, I can cook." |
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| Reply by: -Montiego- at Jul 10, '08 18:36 | |
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I was walking along the streets as I see some people still standing around the auction stage. I saw that the number of contestants are fewer due to a war. But they're still standing, impressive. "Hey guys, let me join so the girls can get a decent man." The other guys laughed out loud, no matter. I stand besides those left which would be: Czar David_C -Montiego- doi1969 Reaperofsouls and now myself, SalvatoreLicata "Okay girls, I'm at least as good as my great father was plus I acn play the guitar! Isn't that fu***** romatic?!" I smile and wink at the ladies gathered around the stage "So come and bid! I'm still available." |
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| Reply by: SalvatoreLicata at Jul 15, '08 15:46 | |
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Its ok ladies I've sorted out the whole touch you kills you thing by wearing these lovely fluffy pink gloves :D *looks around hopefully for a girl to buy him.... but no one is interested... a solitary tear runs down his face - its like school all over again. |
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| Reply by: Reaperofsouls at Jul 16, '08 18:36 | |
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Hears SalvatoreLicata walks out from an alley as he throws an empty bottle of Jack Daniels on the ground and says Hey SalvatoreLicata you forgot me.I am still here , I was just getting a quick fix man. |
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| Reply by: FrankCostello at Jul 16, '08 18:44 | |
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LargeHamster walks up and jumps up on the stage i was going to declare myself sometime ago that i was available, But wanted to wait awile before i put myself up so i didnt look like a bit of a loner being the only one left. so ladies put your hands in you purse and start bidding on yours truely. |
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| Reply by: LargeHamster at Jul 16, '08 20:13 | |
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I'll put myself up Better late than never eh? Besides if my name doesnt tell you something nothing will ;) |
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| Reply by: Shagggyd at Jul 16, '08 21:55 | |
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| FRANKY IS MINE! | |
| Reply by: Carnalita- at Jul 17, '08 01:21 | |
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| Has I have said before I believe I am on the list even before most of these wonderful chaps that are here and on the pending list of contestants. Walks away for the stage to conduct family business / that wheel must still turn | |
| Reply by: Medic at Jul 17, '08 09:29 | |
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Excited Carnlita said that he was hers looks around to see if Zish heard Awesome Carnlita, I can only go on a date with you if Zish says its OK. |
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| Reply by: FrankCostello at Jul 20, '08 11:29 | |
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