| Sep 23 - 01:33:37 |
|
| Post Reply | Post new topic | Page: 1 |
| My two dads. | Started by: DanKjr on Jul 07, '08 16:07 |
|
Am I unique? Am I the only person in this world to have 2 days. 2 dads who were twins? On July 6th 2008, at 05:30, Mrs Keenos gave birth to a 6lb 4 bouncing baby boy. As soon as he came out, his little ugly face looked at her, and she knew what to call him. djk. Little did she know, however, of what was to come. On the same day, 3 minutes later (dont be fooled by what women say, births quick and easy!), a second little lad popped out. At 05:33, DanK was born. Now this was a complete and utter mistake. She thought she was only carrying 1 bastard son, infact she was carrying two. She tried to hide the fact, by allowing DanK to run the streets, whilst she hid djk in the loft hoping he would die. Little did she know, DanK and djk were at it like rabbits... As always, the Omnipresent, Omniscience, Omnipotence Gods found out what was happening. And on July 7th 2008, at 09:38, a bolt of lightening came down killing them both. But not before they had me, DanKjr. Is anyone else a son of 2 days who were twins, or is it just me? |
|
| Report Post | Tip |
| Just you but that just means yer special. | |
| Reply by: Justino at Jul 07, '08 18:24 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Im sorry when i say this but reading that may have made me dumber.. WTF man im scared | |
| Reply by: Gardipee at Jul 08, '08 02:57 | |
| Report Post | Tip |
| Post Reply | View All Threads | Page: 1 |
How much do you want to tip for this post?
Minimum $20,000
Minimum $20,000
