Calling all Gamblers!

There has been a travesty, dare I say a nightmare. Gone are the days when you can go into a family-owned casino to lose everything you ever worked for. And I ain't talking about just the paltry sum of $50,000. I'm talking about tossing a $500,000 chip on a bet on a single number on roulette, or yanking down the lever on a $1 million bet on slots. Oh that rush of winning the 36:1 on a max bet and the dealer telling you to choke on it. 

Yet that is all a dream. Long gone are the days where money can pour out of one bank account into another's pockets via the casino coffers. Unemployed casino security guards are allied with us as that is all they have ever known. Who are we? We are Gamblers United. Sure a majority of our members are blacklisted from the casinos, but they live vicariously through those who are not banned, keeping an eye on the dicing tables' broadcasts. 

Today I call for those with an abundance of money...invest in your local city's casino and increase the stakes. It doesn't have to be the super high rollers amounts, just give the gambling degenerates a rush and go above $50,000. They will thank you by uncontrollably giving you their business. Sure you might get bankrupted but at least you're doing a great service to the community. 

And hey, consider "casino loyalty rewards" to establish the relationship and keep them coming back. If you join the movement in purchasing a casino in your city, feel free to stand on the soapbox and advertise to the crowds.

Is this another trick where someone takes you up on your challenge, invests in the local Philly casino and then you promptly murder them?

I'm not falling for that one 

Funny enough, the National Gambling Commission doesn't allow YOU to purchase casino in Philly, seeing as you are not a Philly resident. Then again you swindled people in buying your milk made from EIKS, when they thought they were buying milk from ELKS.