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| Holy matrimony! | Started by: Johnny3Tears on Jul 09, '08 17:31 |
| Walking down Main St. you hear church bells and limos with some of the most well known Mafioso climbing out and walking towards the church. You decide to take witness to the wedding and enter the church. Bright flowers are everywhere with a white carpet leading up to the alter. You take a seat as music starts to play and the flower girl is about ready to walk down the aisle way. | |
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You see the man walk up to the altar with his priestly robes and pope like hat on Dearly Beloved, we are gathered together here in the sign of God - and in the face of this company - to join together this man and this woman in holy matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore - is not by any - to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly - but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together - let them speak now or forever hold their peace. Marriage is the union of husband and wife in heart, body and mind. It is intended for their mutual joy - and for the help and comfort given on another in prosperity and adversity. But more importantly - it is a means through which a stable and loving environment may be attained. Through marriage, Johnny3Tears and Hayley make a commitment together to face their disappointments - embrace their dreams - realize their hopes - and accept each other's failures. Johnny3Tears and Hayley will promise one another to aspire to these ideals throughout their lives together - through mutual understanding - openness - and sensitivity to each other. We are here today - before God - because marriage is one of His most sacred wishes - to witness the joining in marriage of Johnny3Tears and Hayley. This occasion marks the celebration of love and commitment with which this man and this woman begin their life together. And now - through me - He joins you together in one of the holiest bonds. Now, Johnny3Tears, Do you take this woman to hold, to love, and to charish till death or an angry mob war splits you two apart? You see the priestsly man waiting for a reply from the groom |
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| Reply by: Tsunami at Jul 09, '08 17:57 | |
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Thinks it over real quick. I guess. Feels the priest slap him swiftly to the back the head. Yes ofcourse, ofcourse I do. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at Jul 09, '08 18:00 | |
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You see the priest begin to smirk after the small swift smack then begin to turn to hayley Do you, Hayley, take this man to hold, to love and to charish till death or an angry mob war splits you two apart. You see the priest smile as he looks up at hayley with a smile waiting for an answer |
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| Reply by: Tsunami at Jul 09, '08 18:03 | |
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She glares at Johnny for his remark. She moves closer to him, and knees him in the groin. Smiling sweetly, she turns to the priest. Of course I do. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Jul 09, '08 18:05 | |
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You see the priest look up at the crowd and begin to say... Then with the powers invested in me given to me by our lord god, I now pronounce you man and wife, you may now kiss the bride. Please, stick around people as we may move on to my favorite part, punch and pie. You see the priest stare at them to get there lovey dovey moment over with |
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| Reply by: Tsunami at Jul 09, '08 18:07 | |
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| Johnny steps closer and lifts up the vail for their first kiss together. God my nuts are going to go threw hell he murmers. | |
| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at Jul 09, '08 18:10 | |
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Leans close and whispers. Behave yourself and your nuts will be just fine. Hayley grins, and pulls him towards her. Throwing her arms around him, she kisses him. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Jul 09, '08 18:12 | |
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After kissing her Johnny leans back and says... By behave myself how do you mean? He lifts his left eyebrow waiting for the knee to the nuts. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at Jul 09, '08 18:14 | |
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Realizing a room full of people are watching, she refrains from doing anything. Just keep your comments to yourself. I didn't force you to marry me. She mutters under her breath. Grabbing his arm, they turn to face the guests. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Jul 09, '08 18:17 | |
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| You see the priest plow through them as his pope like hat falls off he sprints for the punch and pie and begins to chow down | |
| Reply by: Tsunami at Jul 09, '08 18:18 | |
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Johnny chuckles. NOW FOR THE CAKE AND PUNCH!!!! He pulls out a flask murmering. I got my punch right here. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at Jul 09, '08 18:18 | |
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Grabbing his flask, she takes a drink. Then kicks him in the shin, and starts to wander around the room greeting guests with a smile. She makes her way over to the punch and pie, glancing back at Johnny, sticking her tongue out. |
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| Reply by: Hayley at Jul 09, '08 18:24 | |
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Sitting at the alter Johnny pulls out his back up flask saying. Boy I'm sure glad I keep a few on me at all times. He lights a cigarette and walks up to get pie and punch. |
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| Reply by: Johnny3Tears at Jul 09, '08 18:27 | |
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steals the cake muahahaha! |
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| Reply by: Ozzie_Guillen at Jul 09, '08 22:44 | |
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walks up to Jonny Bestie!!.. Congratulations!!! hands him an envelope |
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| Reply by: Sasha at Jul 10, '08 07:40 | |
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