Since when does GFC of PH control what goes on in another Don’s city of New York? That’s why you all have been purged by some loser the last 4 years. You guys take the game far too seriously!

beluga:  hey man thanks for the bg money and credits, appreciate it big dog

Darwin: No problem my man, any time.

beluga:  do you want to play among us?

Darwin: Sure man.

That chat above clearly shows there is a power dynamic between Philly and New York and it shows who is clearly in the driver's seat here.

As I clearly began to show signs of Darwin taking the game far too seriously, I chatted with his right hand man, BigEasy, who is rumored to be a quintuple agent and we’re honestly not really sure what city or crew he’s really playing for.

Beluga: Can you believe Darwin plays games in his free time? He had like 35 hours last week, that’s crazy, what a no life.

BigEasy: Haha yeah I certainly wouldn’t do that. (Editors sidenote: Obscenely High (40-50 Hours Per Week) - Damn homie needs a life too lmao)

At this moment, I had been removed as LHM. I was then put back to LHM and then removed, and then made RHM, taken off to be LHM, and then now look, regular member again. Can you guys believe this bullshit? I had heard rumors through verified sources deep within Philadelphia that I cannot reveal that I know for 106% that it was all clearly Darwins fault for me not being a hand.

beluga:
I slept for 13 hours and haven’t walked over a mile in weeks, speaking of, its lunch time baby.

Also, what’s the big deal as far as me being LHM? Has Dixxon said anything to you about it at all? I donated over 5 million and haven’t even attacked Shane_Stetson’s door yet.

Dixxon: You were LHM? (Editors note: BigRaga appointed me as LHM and Dixxon never even knew who I was in this family)

Raga:
Yeah its wild bro, I can’t believe people play this game so much, what a bunch of losers (Editors note as of documentation: RHM Game Activity: Extremely High (30-40 Hours Per Week)

Yeah Dixxon didn’t even know who you were when I took you off from LHM. He doesn’t even know who’s even in his family yet, he probably doesn’t even know he’s about to be Godfather in a few days.

beluga:
Yeah probably because Dixxon has a life outside of the game. (Editors note: Dixxon rode his bike almost 400 miles the other day). Can’t believe Darwin would want me off LHM and it wasn’t because of anything or anyone else.

Raga: Yeah haha, it was totally Darwin and not me doing anything. Can’t believe he’d do that to you bro.

beluga: thanks man, that’s good to know my thoughts were right and it had nothing to do with me, or Dixxon or you and clearly was Darwin’s jealousy.

beluga 400 miles in one day?  That's a lot of miles in a day. Was he on his way to see the World's Largest Toilet?

Honestly, so brave. I can verify and confirm almost all of this. 

Zelio overheard Beluga rant about losing his lhm position and how he donated a cheap 5 million dollars, blasphemy. 

Hey Beluga I've donated thirty million and I was LHM for about ten minutes before I was dumped to the curb what makes you so special ey!? Mr Ross better not have nothing to do with this neither! 

Zelio takes out his cigar and stares into the so called men responsible for him losing his position. 

Or maybe it was Raga the nada stoppa that appointed me LHM as a joke and took it back! 

Honestly it's a sad day when all of this comes to light in front of the darkness that looms ahead of us.. I too can confirm most of this... Only thing left out is that fact that I am only in New York as a RHM because of Darwin himself. He told me in private and I quote. "I'm not sure I'll be able to hold both sister cities without a mastermind sextuple agent as yourself pulling the strings from RHM. You know Dixxon has a 400 mile a day bike quota should be easy to be acting city leader." 

Now with all that being said... Don't shoot the messenger I am just playing my part. 

As an avid non among us player, i can also confirm everything that was said here with 217% confidence (editors side note: I didnt read a word of this, I dont understand whale)

Not a good look, this is a slippery slope boys. Amongus addictions have risen by 339% in the last month, and the number is rising. You should all switch to proper game like neopets, or better yet PGA 2k25.

During a recent audit it came out, DarwinRoss was sending money to Dean Winchester about something called a "boxing comp"? Was all of LA just a shell corp for Darwin, is Darwin secretly running the world?!