Is Flash-Fire (AKA Tetley) Overly Flash?

FF/Tetley is mainly known for hating Kuku.  Not much new in that, a dwindling band of people continue to hate Kuku, despite not knowing him.  But Tetley really takes it quite far.  And it's all the more amusing because of the simple fact that Kuku simply doesn't know why.  Tetley has hated Kuku's lineage for at least 15 years.  Tetley hated Kuku long before Kuku had heard of Tetley.

But enough about Kuku.  Let's talk about Tetley.  Because what Tetley likes to do is hang around IRC Avenue and wait for someone to say something, and then humblebrag about being a central player in the conversational tool.  Case in point, the excitable but harmless Ted told a story about how he, Ted, would get PP'd and paid back the amount and a bit extra.  In comes THE BIG MAN, Flash-Fire (AKA Tetley) telling of how, he, the experienced armchair renaissance man, also would get his pocket picked and receive a little extra.

Mere moments later, and poor, sort Ted notes that Fanta pays for his own BGs - yup, you've guessed it, in comes THE BIG MAN, Flash-Fire (AKA Tetley) telling of how, he, FF/Tetley, "always done that."

You see, I've known that THE BIG MAN, Flash-Fire (AKA Tetley) is a monotonous dweeb who is obsessed with portraying himself as superior to everyone else for years.  I even encouraged him.  One of my lineage was incog, running a city, and got one of FF's boastful little goofballs a minor position in a city.  Yup, he'd done it before.  Let's just say it wasn't long before one of my more animated colleagues dressed him down in public.  

Hey, Tetley: I'm guessing you've already had a speech given in public before about how you rain on everyone's parade by jumping on their bandwagon?

Premeir, why do you reckon THE BIG MAN, Flash-Fire (AKA Tetley) maintains such a powerful resentment towards Kuku?

It's the classic case of two alpha-males butting heads. What we need here is a big time fight promoter and merchandising expert. Let's just say, for the sake of argument, that a BIG TIME duel to the death is put on the calendar for September 6 between Robbie and Tetley. That gives Robbie time to hire a personal conditioning coach and get himself ready for the fight. It gives Tetley two weeks to think about life, in general.

The merchandising expert would need to sell "TEAM ROBBIE" and "TEAM TETLEY" t-shirts to the gullible masses. Properly monitored by the Competition Commission, the proceeds from this great exploitation could be used to fund a no-holds-barred Writing Competition. That should liven things up a bit. It's been too long since there has been a Writing Competition-related death and the crowd is crying out for blood.

I'd write Tetley under the table

the fuck?

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