GhostOfHeadCoach takes a break from slamming insane riffs on his electric organ to give an amazing speech. He is dressed in a sick outfit and looks like your dad the day he used your college savings to buy a Harley-Davidson.

The MR Lottery. Once a token of achievement and fame. But is it anymore? 

Winning the lottery used to be something you could brag about to your friends. It would earn you fame and notoriety. Kuku would win the lottery and fund writing competitions that caused the deaths of thousands of participants and non-participants alike. But SimonTheSwanHunter is also a lottery winner. 

Does that make the lottery stupid and for idiots?

Let's discuss.

You're on to something here, Coach. I also saw a NY member win the lottery last time. SimonTheSwanHunter is differently stupid and idiotic, no question about that - but I'm not sure that means all winners are idiots.

I would draw a Venn diagram to explain my position but unfortunately I ate my last crayon for supper last night. I'm starving because Simon has yet to give any money to me or my bodyguards, excluding the 60 paydays I claimed on my own.

twigs 60 paydays is amateur talk. You are 45 days old and you should have been able to claim up to 90 paydays. Why are you such a continuous disappointment?  Why do you fail so often? What happened to your 39 CAs?

I have heard Ted blamed for the stalling economy in Detroit, and the drop in productivity that is harmful for the development of that shit infested backwater. It is no wonder the CPI continues to rise with the ineptness of people like you.

Fuck twigs.

I am keen to hear more about the 39 CAs.

I heard an exasperated Tangerine claim just the other day that it was "significantly stupider and worse than when he told someone (me) that he was 95% confident I could shoot his Corrupt Agent with no ramifications."

I was subsequently shot at four times by other Corrupt Agents and paid 1 (one) Durden mapping token as compensation.

And actually - on the topic of the lottery - I'd like to hear more about the "unravelling" of Natasha.

Rumour has it, that she invested c.$180m of Joe Ligambi's Pink Pony Club $250m donation into the most recent MR lottery, in an obvious attempt to both buy the lottery and return to prominence after several weeks of shooting prowess to rival that of the late "Sleepy" Joe.  

With this most recent ineptitude I am starting to see more and more similarities between the two. 

GhostOfHeadCoach if you send me your entire life fortune, even whatever money you can claim from Pay Day Simon, ill invest it in the lottery. When we win big, not if, but when we win big. Ill give you half of it. The other half Ill keep for investment fees. Just think, we could be the greatest lottery winning duo ever. We'd never have to listen to Little Simon speak about his one time lottery win ever again!

Be very careful GhostOfHeadCoach, we all remember the debacle of lottery life partners Hobbs & Alina. I have not won the lottery (despite being a non entrant) we need the competition commission to look into this as a matter of urgency. For the person who I am not allowed to acknowledge their existence might I recommend a chip butty rather than crayons. Carbs on top of carbs is excellent swan hunting fuel.